To shoot or not to shoot, that's the question

Crime is increasing and is now affecting every single person in every town and village throughout the country. It’s gotten so bad that toddlers get guns and knives instead of a teddy bear and Skippy ball.

This is clearly the start of a downward trend and soon the whole world will be overrun with organised criminals. A big war will break out between these organisations and many lives will be lost.

The only way to survive is to join one of the many Mafia Families.

“You really believe that? Normal citizens don’t even know about the underworld and live a carefree life without weapons, drugs and deaths, but I still think this life of ours is wonderful. If you can get away with it, that is. There are just a lot of ways to screw up and most of those end in death, but I don’t have to worry about that. Because I’m the master of the game called life, for I’m the Don.”

"Okay, I'll cut the boring crap. My name is Evan Hunt and I'm the big bad mafia boss. I'm eighteen years old and I like playing pranks and go clubbing. I hate the meetings between the fraction heads, but at leas my life isn't boring and I'll get to see some action. Go mafia!!!!