lol why do u care about this?- (read desc if u care enough to.)
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Ongoing, First published Jan 22, 2021
just stuff I sent to my brother at 3AM while shoving a whole truck if mountain dew in my mouth.
i'm kidding, I didn't do that, I mean, at least not the mountain dew part...
anyways, get ready :D


for the cringe I send him.
I send a lot of people I know really well or in real life a kazillion messages, so this is some of them
and some of these are his, but i'll have specicified chapters for that, so don't worry!
lol nobody's gonna read this, just watch-

I ran out of photos I could put as the cover, but for now, the cover's temporary until I change it later.

i'm also no longer plugging my socials, because FUCK MY SOCIALS! YOU HEARD ME! I CURSED FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS PLATFORM, WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT IT-
sorry-

'ight are we good? I think we are- also I might make a book where you can ask me whatever the hell you want.

I like the smell of gasoline btw. Idk, just thought I'd start a conversation here lol. also my little sister watches 3AM spooky videos. She's literally 4 years old lol. She was watching Jaystation, to be fair, I did watch him for several years, maybe 2, but- I wasn't super young. Okay we're done here just read the book already like goddamn-



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