*warning for language in some chapters* cover drawn by me and my big fingers because i was too lazy to get my pen out, ah well, it does look intentionally scribble-y i guess this'll simply be a collection of little quotes and conversations i think would fit bsd characters. some of these may be based off of actual things me and my irls have said, and some may not. *eyes emoji* if any of these seem similar to other bsd incorrect quotes you've seen, then it's purely a coincidence. or i may have subconsciously put an incorrect quote i remember on here, either way, any similarities are not intentional. happy reading!