The Secretery (SpideyPool)

In which the infamous mercenary needs to get a secretery to manage his time and secure jobs that will allow him to keep his promise. Because there is just no chance that Wade will break a promise to his precious Spidey, so no killing for him. It's easier said than done, he needs someone qualified, someone who won't try to use their position to hurt his daughter and someone who's okay with crime. Unfortunately dear readers, this person is not Peter Parker. But they do exist. Deadpool's life seems to be getting on track but why is Spiderman acting distant?

Or alternatively.

In which Peter is on his last year of uni, he has a seemingly permanent position with Stark once he graduates and he works at the Bugle to pay his way through school but that's fine because he still loves photography. He still goes patrolling every night but for the last year, he's been joined by a certain fanboy. Peter actually enjoys Deadpool's company at this point. Everything is great so why does his blood boil every time that Pool brags about how great his secretary is?

Wade gets a secretary/PA becayse of poor time management and it's easier to get the right jobs, he finds the perfect person for the job and well, everyone knows that Wade can be a chatterbox. Peter gets jealous of the praise directed towards this person but doesn't realize it yet.