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Time 5h 27m

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"You gotta be kidding me.." Y/n scoffed as she stretched her arm

"No shit sherlock." Five replied as he fix his tie

Season 1 ✔

Season 2 ❌ [In progress]

Season 3 ❌

(Also i change his age to 38 instead of 58) - 2/5/2021


Disclaimer 
I do not own any character from the umbrella academy this is just me making a fanfic-

I do not own or write the original umbrella academy story this is just for fun

Also might make lots of mistke such as typo, misspelled and grammar also the story- 

if you havent watch the umbrella academy then spoiler alert.

i havent write any story in a while so expect some shithole storyAll Rights Reserved

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|Doppelgänger| Five Hargreeves by whensangriacries

"𝙾𝚑, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖! 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜! 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎...𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐." _"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛" 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙺𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜. 𝚆𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛." _"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛! 𝙸𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐." Y/n was one of the 43 children born on the first day of October, 1989. However, unlike the ones from the so called Umbrella Academy, she was not adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, and instead grew up in her own abusive household. That was until one catastrophic night where she crossed paths with the old billionaire, and was welcomed in his family as a substitute for one of the children, who had disappeared in unusual circumstances. She became the new "Number Five". Starting date: 31 March, 2021. Ending date: 17 October 2024. ⭑Highest Ranks: #1 at Numberfive #1 at Hargreeves #1 at Five #1 at AidanGallagher #1 at BenHargreeves WARNING! This story contains mentions of suggestive content, domestic abuse, suicide and overall violence. I am NOT the creator or owner of The Umbrella Academy Series or any of it's characters, except for Y/n and non-canonical characters.

Aidan Gallagher//Five Hargreeves Imagines by ApricotHargreeves

I promise if you keep reading my grammar will get better :3 requests:close Finished:💚 Made by:apricot hargreeves ************* If you're fan of noah schnapp go check out my noah schnapp imagines too!💞✨🦋 If you like my imagines you are officially one of my fruities!!🍇🍋🍍🍓🍏 technically 20% of the chapters here are Inspired by @1-800-L0VESTRUCK <8 Imagines🥇🥇

ECHO ~ THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY by PansAreSmoken

Kidnapped by the commission at a young age, due to being a risk to the timeline. The Handler had attempted to kill her once but failed, so to even things out she kept Echo locked up for 43 years. After many babysitters and commission workers looking over the prisoner, the Handler decided that Five Hargreeves needed a challenge, that challenge was Echo. After about four months of loneliness, Echo realised that Fives plan to stop the apocalypse must have work. So she followed. Unprepared for the upcoming experiences. Five Hargreeves x FemOC Season 1 - complete Season 2 - complete Season 3 - complete *I do not own any of the umbrella academy characters or plot, I only own echo and her storyline*

What was forgotten book 2: my fallen angel by wolfietoons101

As the the umbrella academy jumped into the portal number five made to escape the apocalypse. But as what they don't realize that they jumped too fair back in time. In the 1960's to be exact. what will happen when Alex falls in the human world of 1960 but forgets the fund memories of the person he loves. Will five help save his family once again from the apocalypse? Will five figure out a way to bring back Alex's memories. What will happen when Alex has to travel to heaven and finds his memories on his own. Will have mature content like smuts, cursing and blood, and lastly violence. You have been warned ,so 18+ can read at their own risk. I haven't seen season 2 of the umbrella academy but I'll write book 2 as I watch the show.

𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 ♡ by DiegoHKnife

"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴋʜᴇᴀᴅ." "ᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴋʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ!" I will be writing all seasons in this book. Depending on whether I finish s2 before s3 comes out I may release them altogether. (When I published this I was so scared omg Idek y) Season 1 ✔️ Finished 17/05/22 Season 2 ✔️ Finished around 17/07/22 Season 3 ✔️ Finished 28/08/22 Editing started around the 28 or 27/08/22 finished 15/09/22 At random points I will most likely change a scene I don't like so if it's different or doesn't fit thats why. Also just a lil warning before u read, if ur reading for like full smut and all that this is not the book for u, I myself am ace and a sort of head cannon I have for Five is that he is too and he doesn't like much physical touch. (I did add some physical touch to like spice it up a bit but nothing too extreme. :) ) Most impressive rankings: #1 - fivexreader #1 - fivehargreevesxreader #1 - fivehargreeves #1 - tua #1 - female reader #2 - reader #2 - Aidangallagher #4 - the umbrella academy #2 - umbrella academy #17 - hargreeves #63 - slowburn #204 - Enemies To Lovers

Promise to keep // Five Hargreeves (1) by lazyotaku_17

SEASON 1 Book 1 . . . " promise me you'll never leave again, five.." eight started to soft sob, as she remember what happened last time. Holding the boys hand tight but gentle. Five gave her a small genuine smile, looking to her eyes, " I promise Valentina... I will always be by your side." ------- On October 1,1989 43 children were born, one day a man adapted 7 children, w different abilities but one day there was a baby on his door step leavin a note, he look at the baby girl n decided to take her in now having to adopt 8 children. Over the years, eight became close to all her siblings but more close to five. Both admired each other but don't understand their feelings for one n another. Both may be different but one thing they have in common is protectin the ones they care about. They never leave their side till one day five disappeared leavin her heart in a hole, all of sudden something went wrong that it lead her to sleep for over 17 years. One day she op her eyes seein she is still in her teenage body still. Now hearing the news about five coming back n the world ending in days. Will she help five stop the apocalypse for happing? Why she is stuck in her old self?? will five and eight confess to their feelings or not?? Or will some events take a turn for the worst?? ------ BASED OFF OF THE NETFLIX SERIES Promise to keep (1) ( BOOK1) S1 ✔️ Always connected (2) (BOOK2) S2 ✔️ By ur side (3) ( BOOK3) S3 ✔️ Forever and Ever ( Book 4) S4 ONGOING.... ( five Hargreaves x OC ) umbrella academy Started > may 1, 2022 - July 5, 2022 < FINISHED A/N: SOME LONG CHAPTERS AND SHORT CHAPTERS NOTE: all rights goes to the rightful owner of the show, characters, comic books, n story line. I just own my OC n some scenes that made up. All work, music, etc goes to owner.

The witch & the time traveler (F. HARGREEVES) (Book 1) by Avengergirl99

The feeling remain, but the memory is unclear. You didn't know that the boy you met in a diner would change your life forever. "An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle but will never break" "If two hearts are meant to be together, no matter how long it takes, how far they go, how tough it seems, fate will bring them together to share their love forever. So If you're truly meant to be together, life will find a way to make it happen" In which Five Hargreeves meets a girl that made him feel a little less broken, cold and alone. Or In which you, Natalie Eversun are trying to get back to live your normal life after waking up from a coma, you never thought that you would meet a certain person that end up changing your life forever, when you meets a guy that made you feel less like a freak. And you are now drag into every little mess this Five guy creates. The two of you gets into more mess than any normal human could, of course Five's family is far from normal to begin with. It later turns out that the two of you know each other from somewhere. Follow your journey with Five Hargreeves where you are trying to help him save the world, where also secrets is reveal and friendship and love is found. And memories is awakening Five Hargreeves x reader!fem Five Hargreeves x Natalie Eversun The umbrella academy fanfic Season 1 to season 2 Ranks: #2 IN FIVEHARGREEVES 12-30-2023

By ur side // Five Hargreeves (3) by lazyotaku_17

SEASON 3 Book 3 . . . " Valentina, I just want... I just want to say that I-" five was about to say something but was cut off by a warm embraced. His eyes widened, She pull herself back to look at his green orbs. " it's okay five, whatever it's going on or about to happen in the next few days..." she paused, " we'll get through this, and I whatever decision you make I'll always be by ur side." Five feeling his heartbeat going faster by the minute. Knowing him too would do the same with her. staring into her eyes he can see his life with her. " I'll do the same Always, be by ur side." ------ Everything should go back to normal after 1963? Yes but not quite, or so they thought. Once again, not only they created another apocalypse but Reginald Hargreeves, replaced them which they called themselves, " the sparrow academy ". Now, a decision, the siblings try to live a normal life in a alternative timeline. While, Five and Valentina decided to make their relationship official and live their lives. As five made his official retirement and living his life with eight. But once they notice things and ppl are disappearing, they are back at it again. Can the umbrellas and the sparrows go at peace and work together? Will they go back to their original timeline? Will Valentina figure out what is Reginald plan and her intentions? Can the family survive this new timeline? ....Or it's just the beginning.... ------ BASED OFF OF THE NETFLIX SERIES Promise to keep (1) ( BOOK1) S1 ✔️ Always connected (2) (BOOK2) S2 ✔️ By ur side (3) ( BOOK3) S3 ✔️ Forever and Ever ( Book 4) S4 ONGOING.... ( Five Hargreaves x OC ) the umbrella academy Started > Aug. 16 ,2022 - Dec.6,2022 < FINISHED A/N: SOME LONG CHAPTERS AND SHORT CHAPTERS NOTE: all rights goes to the owner, and creator of the show, characters, story line. I just own my OC n some scenes that made up. An OC insert story. All work, music, etc goes to owner.

Number Eight // Five Hargreeves by softgirlwannabexo

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"𝙾𝚑, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖! 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜! 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎...𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐." _"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛" 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙺𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜. 𝚆𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛." _"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛! 𝙸𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐." Y/n was one of the 43 children born on the first day of October, 1989. However, unlike the ones from the so called Umbrella Academy, she was not adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, and instead grew up in her own abusive household. That was until one catastrophic night where she crossed paths with the old billionaire, and was welcomed in his family as a substitute for one of the children, who had disappeared in unusual circumstances. She became the new "Number Five". Starting date: 31 March, 2021. Ending date: 17 October 2024. ⭑Highest Ranks: #1 at Numberfive #1 at Hargreeves #1 at Five #1 at AidanGallagher #1 at BenHargreeves WARNING! This story contains mentions of suggestive content, domestic abuse, suicide and overall violence. I am NOT the creator or owner of The Umbrella Academy Series or any of it's characters, except for Y/n and non-canonical characters.