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Time 5h 27m

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"You gotta be kidding me.." Y/n scoffed as she stretched her arm

"No shit sherlock." Five replied as he fix his tie

Season 1 ✔

Season 2 ❌ [In progress]

Season 3 ❌

(Also i change his age to 38 instead of 58) - 2/5/2021


Disclaimer 
I do not own any character from the umbrella academy this is just me making a fanfic-

I do not own or write the original umbrella academy story this is just for fun

Also might make lots of mistke such as typo, misspelled and grammar also the story- 

if you havent watch the umbrella academy then spoiler alert.

i havent write any story in a while so expect some shithole storyAll Rights Reserved

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SEASON 2 Book 2 . . . " Five, let's start over. We can make a fresh start. We can finally be ourselves." Valentina told him, telling the truth. Five noticed her eyes glow about that dream they had, being themselves and him happy with her. But he knows he can't, and she knows it. " yeah, about that... it followed us. Here." She dead look at him realizing what he meant. " great." ------ After the whole incident in 2019, The siblings agree to go back when they were kids and start over, something went wrong which sent them back to 1960s. Now, separated trying to make a fresh start Valentina lives a normal life and career but still trying to control her " new" powers as well. worried if they all will never returned till one day five appears and break the news to her, that the world ends in 10 days. while helping, to save the world. eights and fives feelings and relationship blossoms and stronger than ever. But the commission is not giving up on wanting eight nor five. But as more events took a turn for the Hargreeves family. Will five finally confess to Valentina about his feelings or to each other? Will they go back home again? Will the commission finally get what they wanted? ------ BASED OFF OF THE NETFLIX SERIES Promise to keep (1) ( BOOK1) S1 ✔️ Always connected (2) (BOOK2) S2 ✔️ By ur side (3) ( BOOK3) S3 ✔️ Forever and Ever ( Book 4) S4 ONGOING.... ( five Hargreaves x OC ) the umbrella academy Started > July 5,2022 - Aug. 16,2022 < FINISHED A/N: SOME LONG CHAPTERS AND SHORT CHAPTERS NOTE: all rights goes to the owner, and creator of the show, characters, story line. I just own my OC n some scenes that made up. An OC insert story. All work, music, etc goes to owner.

You Are My Shield | Five Hargreeves X Reader | Book 1 by kaixtsukino

˚✧˳ ❝ Bite me. ❞ He didn't respond, but he maintained to stare daggers at me. A smirk bent its way on his thin lips as the tables turned. Making me the one to back out my neck in defeat as he inched closer again. ❝ Oh, I will bite you. ❞ Five cooed before finally walking away with a pleased, sarcastic smile. ˳✧˚ || Five Hargreeves X Reader || BOOK 1 || A few years after the disappearance of Number Five and the death of Number Six, Ben Hargreeves, another horrible occurrence happened under the academy; Number Eight, (Y/N) Hargreeves fell into a deep coma which is the result of an unusual experience involving her ability. A miracle happened following the death of their father, Sir Reginald Hargreeves, (Y/N) Hargreeves has awoken from her deep slumber after 12 years of not being able to age and looking the same as the day she went in to sleep. Now, with Five appearing out of nowhere and claiming that the world is ending, it is up to the Umbrella Academy to save the world. A 36-year-old man in a 16-year-old's body and a girl who's still in her teenage appearance, both never really felt what it really is to grow up. They may be different, but opposites attract; Partners before, are they still compatible to do their last mission as to stopping the world from going into an apocalyptic end? 1 - #numberfive (01/15/21) 1 - #fivehargreeves (01/19/21) 1 - #five (02/17/21) 1 - #super (03/06/21) 1 - #umbrella (04/06/21) 2 - #xreader (03/28/21) 2 - #theumbrellaacademy (05/7/21) 2 - #netflix (07/31/21) 5 - #aidangallagher (01/10/21) 5 - #fanfiction (01/13/21) 5 - #comics (01/17/21) Started: November 15, 2020 Finished: March 2, 2021 DISCLAIMER: i wrote this when i was in highschool okay it sucks lol

ITS ALWAYS BEEN YOU || Ben Hargreeves x reader || The umbrella academy 3 by stxrrrr_

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