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Time 5h 27m

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"You gotta be kidding me.." Y/n scoffed as she stretched her arm

"No shit sherlock." Five replied as he fix his tie

Season 1 ✔

Season 2 ❌ [In progress]

Season 3 ❌

(Also i change his age to 38 instead of 58) - 2/5/2021


Disclaimer 
I do not own any character from the umbrella academy this is just me making a fanfic-

I do not own or write the original umbrella academy story this is just for fun

Also might make lots of mistke such as typo, misspelled and grammar also the story- 

if you havent watch the umbrella academy then spoiler alert.

i havent write any story in a while so expect some shithole storyAll Rights Reserved

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