24 capítulos Concluído (Completed)
Began: 7/28/2017
End: 12/1/2017
Wipe your damn feet before stepping into my shitty life, cause God knows I'm a fucking mess and don't need any more shit.
Note, if you're easily sickened then get the fuck out, I don't need any more unnecessary shit. Who even fucking planned this tour? I didn't. I'd rather be watching the Notebook then relay to you my shit of a story.
Am I always a bitch? Bitch please, this is me being nice. Am I happy that you're willing to read my story? Well, frankly...no. I wouldn't give a lizard's ass if you read this book or not, but the author seems to have worked a little bit more than her lazy ass is capable of so it would be...ahem..nice if you did.
I hope it somehow educates you and makes it one less stupid person on this damn earth.
Cover made by @Beauty4evar