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Dazai's Trip To The Carwash 💦

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Dazai goes to a car wash, after complaints from locals start to file in about a deadly smell, so Kunikida takes Dazai to the Car wash so he can shower with the car but something unexpected happens...

 || Credit to !rac00n (or Minionlord) on discord for some of the images in the story and Credit to I'll Sacrifice You &lt;/3 on discord for the cover.|| [None of the characters in this story belong to me, it belongs completely to Kafka Asagiri and  Sango Harukawa.]All Rights Reserved

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the beauty of water: deep end | o. dazai ✔ by thunder_roses

𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚢--𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚢𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙾𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚞 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛. - - - Two years have passed since (Y/n) (L/n) has left the Armed Detective Agency to move in and work with her friend, Hinami Asagiri. While these two years were filled with normal good times--(Y/n) was itching to get back into the game. Lucky for her, Osamu Dazai just so happens to walk into the shop she has been working at during her time of absence--asking for her to help with something important going on in Yokohama. The time to unleash her special ability has come once again and her relationship with the suicidal detective has resumed. - - - This is the sequel to 'The Beauty of Water' and I highly recommend reading that before continuing with this book if you have not already read it. All characters and plots from Bungo Stray Dogs do not belong to me and all credits go to their original owners. This is a Dazai x Fem!Reader, so I will be using she/her pronouns. Warning: There will be mentions of violence, torture and suicide (have you met Dazai?) throughout this book. I will try to update every Saturday, but please forgive me if I miss a day or two. Overall Word Count: 60,699 words

𝘚𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 (Dazai Osamu X Reader) by kr1stii

[please read] You are a 21-year-old woman. Dumped by your (now) ex boyfriend, you have nowhere else to stay but your car. You work at a small café so you can get by and you still have hope. Hope for life. One day, on your way to your car from home, you met a mysterious man. Is that man going to change your life for good or he'll leave you like your ex boyfriend did? (Okay so you all know that when Dazai was in the port mafia he was 15 years old but for obvious reasons everyone in the port mafia will be at least 20 years old in this story so think of them like that) Also, I wrote this in quarantine when I had nothing else to do and decided to publish it because why not. Don't cringe too hard lmao ! 𝗕𝗹0𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝘂1𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 ! 𝘠/𝘕 = 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦/𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴 ! 𝘚𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 ! Of course I don't own Bungou Stray Dogs, or any of the characters except the mc and her ex bf/family.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕥 |𝑶.𝐷𝐴𝑍𝐴𝐼| by Heyyy_Jewels

"𝑰𝒕𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖" In which Y/N becomes Dazai's assistant.... Never realizing the hard work the job truly was or how the real Dazai was actually like This story contains the following: - Suicidal thoughts - Mature content/Explicit scenes aka smut or lemons -Language aka cursing/swearing -guns I do not own Bungou Stray Dogs nor the characters! I only own the plot and the OC I do not own any art shown, all the credits to the artists! Started: Sometime in April But published in June 27th, 11:52 p.m 2021 Finished: October 4th, 8:02 p.m. 2022

Bungou stray dogs: Dazai overdose by _k_e_i_r_a_

Ok ehm. I first had this Idea, when I saw a picture on pinterest (https://pin.it/47lhd4U). I wrote a commetn about it, and was then asked if I was writing a fanfiction about it. So now I decided to do so, since I have nothing else to do. Basically: Kunikida, Atsushi and Dazai have a Mission and Dazai is late. Kunikida goes to his house, to check why he is late. When he arrives, he can't find him anywhere, only the bathroom is locked oh btw. I'm not gonna ship anyone. Yeah ehm, please don't roast me, if the writing is off, I'm really not that good at it, so... anyways hope you enjoy. I don't own the characters, but the story is fully mine

𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗞𝗢𝗞𝗨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦 by chuuyachuups

I HAVE MOVED ON TO AO3, THIS MOST LIKELY WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED (ao3: zaikunxx) I PLAN TO REWORK SOME OF THE CHAPTERS IN THIS BOOK ON AO3, SO PLEASE CHECK ME OUT <3 Content warnings: •Suicide (especially for Dazai, of course.) •Self-harm •Cursing •Graphic depctions of bodily harm, blood, etc. •past me being horrible at writing and making characters super ooc :'( Dont be surprised if you see one of these chapters being deleted/ changed. Im trying to fix some that probably mischaracterized a character super badly or im just super unhappy with it. As the name of the book states, this is full of soukoku oneshots/multishots, etc. NO SMUT OR LEMON OR GRAPHIC SEXUAL SCENES. there will be mentions of it though, or brief scenes. Im bad at angst lolzies I do not own any art in this, nor do I own any Bungou Stray Dogs character.

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Dazai and Chuuya find themselves in a predicament. With little time to process Mori's betrayal, the two boys run to the outskirts of Yokohama city. Working together while soaked in blood, they climb the city's impenetrable barrier in a desperate attempt to survive this ordeal and start a new life. Their new life, now filled with a world of heroes and villains. The two boys now living in this new world under the guardianship of a homeless-looking man and a blond with an annoyingly flashy appearance and loud voice. What will become of these two tragedy-stricken boys and their newfound home? Will they heal from their trauma and become heros? Will their budding romance bear fruit? This is my first fanfiction and my first time writing something publicly like this( sorry if it sucks). This is a fan-fiction cross-mix with Bungo Stray Dogs and My Hero Academia being in the same universe. The characters may not act canonically, In this story, Dazai and Chuuya are both 15 and still in the port mafia. In this world, ability users were prosecuted in society so they had to seal themselves in Yokohama city, allowing no one to enter or leave. While on the outside world, quirks had developed and the existence of ability users became forgotten with the rise of heroes and villains. The citizens of Yokohama are aware of what is going on in the outside world but think it's stupid to label someone as good or evil. No, that is not my original idea and I got heavy Inspiration from "This Boys Too Young to be Singing the Blues", By Distonail. It's an amazing read, I recommend it. :) Ps. If you wanna skip to when they start making their way to MHA then skip to chapter 6 ;) though you will be missing some shipping material and plot lines if you do ;b #gore #Dazai x Chuuya X Arahabaki # Eraser-head x Present Mic #Soukoko in UA

DETECTIVE + DETECTIVE || Kunikida x Dazai by THATGIRLYPOPXOXO

✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭┆ ° ♡ • ➵ ┌──❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚─┐✩ ◛ ° ┊ ⋆ ┊ . ┊ ° ┊✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭✧ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "You won't leave me alone no matter how many times I ask, right?" ੈ✩‧₊˚ °˖ ⊹ ♡ "Course." ˚✩ ⋆｡˚ ✩ ~ ➵ Dazai, he's mysterious, elusive, and quite the enigma to some of the agency, or just a plain idiot in eyes of the rest. Kunikida is a diligent young man with profound ideals who prefers to keep things professional between himself and his coworkers. He finds himself inconvenienced by the detective daily, and despite his ire, he finds himself wanting more from the other. What can you expect when one idiot crosses in the path of another? You find two idiots in love. ✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭┆ ° ♡ • ➵ └───❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚┘✩ ◛ ° ┊ ⋆ ┊ . ┊ ° ┊✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭✧ ﾟ+..｡*ﾟ+ αℓℓ яιgнтѕ тσ тнєιя σяιgιηαℓ σωηєяѕ, ι ∂σ ησт σωη вѕ∂ σя αηу αят υѕє∂ υηℓєѕѕ ѕтαтє∂ σтнєяωιѕє ©2024

Chrysanthemum Garden [Dazai x Reader] ✓ by AnAlienFromJupiter

"ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴅɪᴇ - ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʙᴜʀʏ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʟᴀʙᴏᴜʀ." Fire burns brighter in the darkness. Evil lurks suitably amongst the shadows of death. They say that a child who isn't embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. And that's what [Y/N] has literally had to do-though subconsciously-while desperately trying to make a change. After committing arson with her ability in rural Japan, she's taken to Yokohama to be kept under the supervision of the Port Mafia-Fire burns brighter in the darkness, right? So then, why is it that Dazai insists on refusing to let her lurk in the shadows of death? What could a former mafioso want to prove-needed to prove-besides the moral wrongs of a life lead of crime? But convicts know no morals; former Mafia executives and proactive arsonists are certainly not the best with morals... but if he insists... . . . "Will you wait for me in heaven?" "Don't make me wait for too long, [Y/N]." - I pulled the trigger. I shot Dazai. 🅲🅾🅼🅿🅻🅴🆃🅴🅳: 05 / 10 / 2021 🅷🅸🅶🅷🅴🆂🆃 🆁🅰🅽🅺🅸🅽🅶: bungo #1 bungostraydogs #114 dazai #99 dazaiosamu #3 osamudazai #32 dazaixreader #12 akutagawa #33 happiness #139 depression #379 [I do not own Bungou Stray Dogs or any publicly recognised characters, nor do I own the media used in this book (majority of which is taken from the anime), but I do own the plot] [Osamu Dazai x fem! Reader - She/her pronouns will be used]

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