Warriors Spoofs
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Read my warriors spoofs of 2014-2015! Add characters and things by comment! 100% Clean! (Cleaner than the actual Warriors unless you count violence as not clean.)
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WARNING #2: It may be violent to some audiences, but there is very little description.
WARNING #3: You may get stomach cramps from laughter.
Not sure if you want to read this? Just look at the some comments listed in the first part! (More of just random comments. :3) If you pay attention, you will see those comments throughout the book!
For example: Oceana Tales: I AM DYING LAUGHING XD
That is just one of many! Enjoy!
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Match That Cat
This is an original Warrior Cats mini game based on Erin Hunter's Warriors. Please do not claim it as yours. If you wish to adopt this game, please ask. All cats used here belongs to me. Bored of typical mini games you see everyday? Want something new to bring a spark of motivation and inspiration? You've come to the right place! Match That Cat is a mini game designed to ensure that everyone has a winning chance. Each part will have 10 rounds in total, and there will be 10 parts in this book. How does this work? Simple! It's basically what the name of this game is - matching! You have to match the correct option I give, and if you got it correct, you'll be awarded a point. There will be five options per round. There will be plenty of contrasting traits and names to contradict stereotypical thinking, and sometimes there won't be. So pay close attention to details! What are you waiting for? Let the match begin!Kumpleto
WITHERING HERBS || A Warriors Fanfiction
A sickness - like a mere case of the chills or a minor whitecough in a patient - is often something a medicine cat can easily fix, with some leafy catmint or perhaps a pawful of feverfew. It is vanquished effortlessly, and the illness is gone. It does not come back unless someone receives it again. But when the Clans have contracted a terrible sickness, StarClan has not answered for moons, and they are losing numbers quickly, nobody knows what to do. The medicine cats have done all they can for their Clanmates, however, nothing has worked. No longer outside the elder's den lay a lazy, gray-muzzled cat. The nursery, ever so faintly smelling of milk, only contains memories of what used to happen in the usually cheery den. The warrior's den only have three or four inhabitants, each of which thinks grimly of the day that the sickness could come upon them. The apprentice's den, in some Clans, has one cat who comes to sleep in it each night, cold and alone. Others are empty, filled with grief for lost futures. Leaf-fall has tumbled upon the Clans. Leaf-bare approaches, peeking over the treetops some mornings. This awful illness has lasted since Green-leaf and, still, with the medicine cats searching every day and the warrior's eyes peeled for it, a cure has not been found. However, each Clan has a reason for StarClan not answering them, and they mostly stick to it. Withering herbs, Clanmates, may wilt until they are nothing but a pile of dust, blown away by wind. { Copying of any sort is NOT PERMITTED. } { The cover is made by the lovely @Talfli - go give her a follow & some votes. } { highest ranking: 40 in warriorcats | 1 in warriorcatsfanfiction }Kumpleto
How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse dung ice cream, and bird poo hats. Watch out for Jayfeather, I think he got a hold of a knife... Have fun, my Clanmates!Kumpleto
Warriors - Burnt Skies
A fire. Caused by twolegs. And suddenly Nightpaw's entire life as she knows it has changed. The four clans that had ruled the territories for centuries have been wiped out. Now the future for any sort of clan rests in the paws of four apprentices. They will need to find a new territory, a new place to communicate with StarClan and, most importantly, cats to form a clan with. Will they survive? This story is set many moons after the great cats during Firestar's time were around. Also, any arcs after the first arc did not happen. DISCLAIMER I do not own warrior cats (Erin Hunter does), this is just a fanfic I made based off it. However, the plot idea and the characters belong to me so don't steal them. Like all warrior cats stories, there is an element of gore in it. You have been warned.![Waffles Came From the MOON [COMPLETED] [Warrior Cats Spoofs]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/68328344-256-k651561.jpg)
Waffles Came From the MOON [COMPLETED] [Warrior Cats Spoofs]
Welcome to the third and in no way final book in the WaffleClan series! In this book, sarcastic randomness will explode in fireworks of glitter and love! [SET BEFORE BRAMBLESTAR AND STUFF] Firestar is DEAD and ThunderClan is in deep depression. Literally, they are burying each other in the ground. But their wish to see their lame leader again is granted by the magical WaffleClan! Soon enough, StarClan is given a makeover as every clan flocks to run their own company and live in Startropalis! Because who wouldn't want to live in a golden cloud city? Warriors advertise their companies, the StarClan Gang mess around and have crazy times and, of course, WAFFLECLAN have returned to take more selfies! Come along and have fun with us! Play with us! PLAY WITH US SENPAI *shakes reader* HAVE FUNKumpleto
The Whispering Storm || A Warrior Cats Fanfiction
Every disaster that threatens a Clan means StarClan will come and save you. You'll receive a prophecy that will save everything you love. The peril is vanquished in a battle, and there is no need for sleeping with one eye open anymore. StarClan will forever watch over you from your nest and keep you safe. That is what has been passed down from generations. Not every tale has to end like that: StarClan saving everyone with the chosen cat, everyone loving the hero or heroine - but it always does. So facing a challenge such as missing cats shouldn't be a challenging task. Moons pass on, cats keep disappearing faster and faster; nobody is doing anything to prevent the case. Everyone is relying on StarClan to send the prophecy to their medicine cat, just hoping that one day, the fiasco will end. Yet that's not the way fear works its way into hearts. Warriors, once brave and strong, now cowering behind one another. Apprentices with their eagerness to learn, now afraid of the outside world and going missing. Queens, always caring for their kits, now fearful of losing them to the mystery. Elders, who are as wise as the deepest river, now unable to provide an answers. With leaf-bare creeping up, the Clans are preparing for the harsh weather. Preparing for another season should be like gathering moss for the elders, but not this time. This time, the Clans are struggling just to assemble a hunting patrol and maintain borders. Forcing time out of daily tasks is asking the impossible. Leaf-bare is going to take the remaining lives of the cats that are lucky enough to even make it through leaf-fall. A silent storm will sweep across them and leave no traces; they might as well prepare to die in the white flakes of leaf-bare, covered up by mounds of snow, lost and forgotten. {This is a rewrite of my story and just like before, copying isn't allowed} {This is also a work of fanfiction! I do not own Warrior Cats!}Kumpleto
Warrior Cat Randomness
WARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''LOL''. ~-~-~-~* Join the ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan and ShadowClan cats as they do the randomnest of things from: Gangnam Style dancing, breaking dancing and many more random things! Also find out how Hollyleaf became in love with sharpies and how SharpieClan was discovered... and uh... many more, again. x3 I hope you enjoy it. May StarClan guide you throughout this book! ^.^ *~-~-~-~ *** All spoofs in this book were written by me so you won't read the same spoofs for a thousand moons. Please do not steal them as I spent a lot of time working on them. StarClan thanks you a lot. ***Kumpleto
Warriors: SuperClan
Clan cats? With superpowers? Cats with powers has been a long-running joke in the Warriors community. In this book, you will be introduced to a Clan where every cat has extraordinary (but ridiculous) superpowers. Oh, and there just might be a supervillain? Read on to find out! ~ Cover by Duskie ~Kumpleto
Warriors #4: Darkness Awakens
ThunderClan has lived moons in peace. The water is plentiful and the cats are strong. But, with the Dark Forest drawing closer and tragedies emerging, things are starting to go downhill. It all begins with Swiftkit. He is born as an innocent newcomer to the clan. He is strong and independent, but his morals quickly change when he is visited by the most hated cat in all of the Clans. ***DISCLAIMER*** The time gap between Chapter 7 and Chapter 8 is literally a YEAR, so, I must warn you that the cleanliness of Chapter 8 and onwards completely emulates the first seven chapters of this book. I certainly don't think that they are BAD, but I am definitely going to fix them up once I've got more time (just some little grammar tweaks, updating plot points, and fixing some dialogue). So, just keep that in mind when you read this. I hope you still enjoy! And also, just to respect Wattpad's guidelines, I will say, that as a Warriors book, there is the mildest of mild violence! *Cover image is official Warrior Cats artKumpleto
Warriors #2: Warrior Rising
After a fire and the exile of a warrior, ThunderClan is troubled of what other problems will come to the Clans. But Lilypetal knows something the rest of the cats don't know - the dangerous Ashfur is still lurking through the Clan territories. Simultaneously, she has also been sucked into the middle of Squirrelfight's terrible secret - her kits are not actually hers. Lilypetal doesn't know what she plans on doing about any of it, but she knows it depends on her to do something about it, and to help her Clanmates. Meanwhile, Goldenkit, Lilypetal's daughter is desperate to become a warrior. It has been her dream since she first opened her eyes. She grows up as quite the determined, spunky young she-cat, which takes her through many situations and lessons as she learns to become the best warrior that she can be. ***DISCLAIMER*** This book has been SIGNIFICANTLY edited and rewritten since I first released it, so I'm sorry if you look at the comments and you are utterly confused! And also, just to respect Wattpad's guidelines, I will say, that as a Warriors book, there is the mildest of mild violence! *Cover image is official Warrior Cats artKumpleto
This is an original Warrior Cats mini game based on Erin Hunter's Warriors. Please do not claim it as yours. If you wish to adopt this game, please ask. All cats used here belongs to me. Bored of typical mini games you see everyday? Want something new to bring a spark of motivation and inspiration? You've come to the right place! Match That Cat is a mini game designed to ensure that everyone has a winning chance. Each part will have 10 rounds in total, and there will be 10 parts in this book. How does this work? Simple! It's basically what the name of this game is - matching! You have to match the correct option I give, and if you got it correct, you'll be awarded a point. There will be five options per round. There will be plenty of contrasting traits and names to contradict stereotypical thinking, and sometimes there won't be. So pay close attention to details! What are you waiting for? Let the match begin!
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