The Universal Mistake

¨Oh, I forgot, I never told you my name. I'm Peter Parker.¨
What?
Who actually names their child that?
But he looked dead serious, so I decided to play along.
I held my hand out.
¨Alora Lavender, at your service.¨ I bowed extravagantly.

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Alora Lavender doesn't let anyone walk over her. She has an ok life, and is sarcastic as heck. One day she wakes up in a world she's heard of, a world she thought was fictional. Will she play along with this cosmic game, or is she just a mistake made by the fumbling hands of a celestial being?

WARNING!!! NO HAPPY ENDINGS, AND RELATIVELY SHORT!