joe bodon/reader

joe bodon/reader

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Last published Thu, Jun 17, 2021

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Trump's Little Girlfriend~ The Sequel

Disclaimer: This story is purely fictional. Any names, persons, and events depicted in this work are fictional and parody. ✨ Mr. Trump has been estranged from his wife for quite some time. But he is rather happy with a rather young girlfriend who loves him dearly. Will he continue to be happy with her or decide to reunite with his wife, his baby's mother? J is unlike any woman Trump has ever dated. Rather than being a six foot tall blond model, the girl (age about 30s?) is an Afro Latina originating from a Hispanic neighborhood close by Prez Trump's childhood home. She is different, a shy soft girl that can be a little spacey. Note: ✨Angst, fluff, and a little smut. 🌚 ✨Please read the original before this, thank you! 💕 #1 in MAGA first week of Nov '21, thank you! 🤩 #1 in #donaldtrump - 7 Feb '22, thank you so much! 🤩💕

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