Dear Reader
Before you read this I must issue you a warning.Do not read this! But I cannot stop you reading......so....read on if you must! And if you do read this, I must issue you another warning. If you read this and find it to be a load of Minotaur manure then you're lucky. But if you read this and see yourself within the pages of this highly dangerous, though slightly commical, completely complicated story. RUN! Run and find your local Satyr...fast! They're easy to spot, they walk with a limp, eat anything (especially tin or styrafoam products) and they might bray like a goat, cause... well.... they are.
sincerely,
Penelope Jackson
P.S. Don't say I didn't warn you.
(DISCLAIMER! I only own the Character Penelope Jackson and the parts of the story line that I came up with. The rest is property of Mr. Rick Riordan!)