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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠, 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨. 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭? 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐨... 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫?

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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠, 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨. 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭? 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐨... 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫?