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crackheads plskillmenow switchingbodies whatthefuck

(^best title i could think of tbh)

Every 3000 years, two people switch bodies.

Impossible right? 

I should think the fuck not

Amy woke up to find herself in what you can call a palace.

Rebecca did nOt expect to wake up in a cabin. 

You think they switched bodies? 

Pfffffffffffft-

Yes. Yes they did.

Will they ever switch back? 

More importantly, who or rather what are those creepy ass creatures following them around and what's their relation with the whole body switching thing?Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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