Taking Another Chance

"....$80,000 for this young lady going once..goi" the announcer said slowly waiting for more man to bid when he got interrupted by a man who looked old enough to be my grandpa and he had a beer belly on."$100,000 for that fine young lady." the beer belly guy said with clearly lust in his eyes. Eww gross. Oh dear please someone save me anyone. "$500,000" a guy said loud and clear he also sounded very familiar. "Well...Okay....$500,000 going once....going twice...Sold to the gentleman in the back. Congratulations sir if you can pick her up in the left side."