The Five bitches of Louthwell- a parody of proposals & exams - a.mae04 - Wattpad

The Five bitches of Louthwell- a parody of proposals & exams

Reads 175
Votes 13
Parts 8
Time 1h 4m

Reads 175
Votes 13
Parts 8
Time 1h 4m

Mature

16 conflict exams friendship love parody proposals relationship romance uk ww3

(Please note that the title is probably not permanent and will most likely change when I can think of something better. The main characters list and other aspects of the story details will most likely also change as I write this book. Please do not expect me to upload often though, as I do have college work to do, as much as I like to procrastinate.)

This is a parody of my book "proposals & exams", which, having written 2 years ago and having since experienced things that I had not previously such as year 11 and love, I decided to re-read my book with my friends and found it incredibly cringy and unrealistic although the plot is generally not the worst. Therefore, after sharing many laughs we decided I should re-write the book but with different characters and a narrator instead of different POV's. However, not only is it written with different characters and a narrator, but it has a lot stronger adult themes, swearing, violence, etc, so I would generally say this book is 16+, I would say 17+ but I myself would then not be able to read it. Also please note that these characters are not based off of real people and I am entirely taking the piss out of everyone. 
Now to the actual description of the book... 

A group of five very different friends find themselves in the after math of a world war that left their country devastated and in ruin, controlled by a tyrannical foreign leadership who has a very strange law about to be released; a marriage law, requiring all 18 year olds to have an arranged marriage on their eighteenth birthday with no input with who they would be spending the rest of their lives with. As strange as the law seems, there is a catch yet to be discovered that will truly ruin the youth of the united kingdom.

(Aso thankyou to my best friend Paige for making the cover!)All Rights Reserved

16 conflict exams friendship love parody proposals relationship romance uk ww3

Table of contents

8 parts

Sign up to add The Five bitches of Louthwell- a parody of proposals & exams to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Jamie Dale - The Eleven Kingdoms by AngryLoveBite

This is a full length novel I wrote between the years of 2014-2017, my writing style has been all over the place through those years since I started writing it since I was 15 and ended it when I was 18. I wanted to show the story to the world but I know it isn't good enough to be properly published since there is plenty of spelling errors and for some reason 15 year old me was trying to write as edgy as possible. So my outlook on how this story is as changed I think it's very mediocre as I am now and kinda of just wanted it to end. However I still kinda want people to read it or at least get some satisfaction from it so I'm posting it. Demons, Angels, and Aliens what do they all have in common? They're all apart of Jamie Dale's life and as he looks upon the cliff wanting to jump he writes down the events that unfolded that lead him to that cliff.

The Perfect Human by mojomystery

This book is is written in the far future were war is raging throughout the world permanently halting all innovations. Humanity wanting to finally bring it all to an end only finds one way to solve it. End humanity as we know it. Governments across the globe found that humanity wasn't what it was before and had become dark and terrible to live in, so to fix that they made a small utopia pulling in families, scientists, and important government officials to create the perfect pair of humans. Those two humans would be trained to kill what humanity has become and start it all over, so the world would be a better place. But once they make the female, they find that she is not like her partner. She has a different goal in mind than restarting humanity. This is my first book, so it may have a few mess ups but I hope you enjoy, I have worked hard to at least get this out. If you know of any way I can get this published or how to make it better please tell me. Hope you love it!

Best of Friends by sellaturcica

""Kitten, you're worried about something, and you cannae lie. You're picking at your hands and looking around to clean up my room. Unlucky for you, my room is very clean," he said, "Now what are you worrying about so much?" I stopped picking at my cuticles. It was kind of weird that he could see me doing something and read me like a book before I could even realize I was doing it. I felt my heart pound in my chest. "Well, it's just this whole pretending to date you thing," I shrugged, "How far do we have to take it? Do we have to do it in front of our friends? Do we have to do it in public because obviously we ran into Olivia today and we weren't planning on it. Oh shit, what if she sees you with another girl? I mean, what would happen then? What if she sees me talking to another guy? How long is this going to go on? What if we have to kiss in front of Olivia? I mean, it's not that I don't want to kiss you but--" I rambled on nervously. Iain smirked and walked towards me, and the next thing I knew, his lips were on mine, and we were kissing." When Kit's older brother, Ben, finally makes it with the girl he's been crushing on for four years, only to find out she's wary of family, he lies and calls his baby sister his best friend's girlfriend, turning everyone's life upside down. While Kit's struggling with the impending doom of college and parents that could divorce at any second, she's also juggling a fake relationship with her brother's hot best friend, Iain. As if that weren't complicated enough, a chemistry sparks between Iain, igniting flames and destroying the crumbling world around them. RATED M for drug and alcohol use and sexual themes

a dumbass gets isekai'd: the novella by p33paw

"pretty people go brrr" Yuu gets thrown into a whole new world, in an all boys school to be exact. What crimes will they commit? Will they ever get home? Could they...find r o m a n c e?? 😳😳😳 twst x yuu/reader (editing is being done currently so look out for that) ~-read this if u want, or don't idrc-~ - i wanted to make this because i was bored and so i could write my version of yuu. -this fic is probably not really a serious one, im just having fun lmao. -yes this is a harem story for ghits and shiggles, but expect some romance with certain characters to be slowburn, and some relationships to stay strictly platonic -im gonna be making yuu's appearance in the story quite vague so readers can insert themselves or add physical characteristics to the mc. you can also just imagine yuu as the person on the cover, who is just my personal interpretation of them -however, yuu will have their own personality, age, and background -yuu is 17 -i write kinda fast so expect quite a bit of chapters in a short amount of time -the text above is a lie because school exists -i apologize for any spelling, punctuation, or grammatical errors 🧍 - i also apologize if any characters are ooc -warning for swearing if u aren't comfy w that stuff -the cover art is by me

Yandere Simulator Male! Rivals Boyfriend scenarios by Yona_Senpai

This is my first ever boyfriend scenarios book but I will take requests with what kind of scenarios you would like after I do the normal ones in every boyfriend scenario book thank you! It is going to be long scenarios because that's how I like to write. Thank you again. And this was with the help of my friend, she encouraged me to carry on with this book and she is enjoying it as well, you know who you are so thank you!! EDIT: This is really bad so I'm so sorry. And very cringey. I made this in 2020-2021 when I was 15-16. But y'all are still reading it so I'm so grateful to y'all. Once again. So sorry for the mega cringe that this book is. EDIT 2: Hi y'all I just want to say that I heard that Yandere Dev got cancelled for saying some fucked up shit. I just want to say that if whatever's been going around is true, that I don't support him <3 (Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters they belong to Yandere dev, and you belong to you. I only own the story plots thank you XD. )

Hey There Cliché. Fuck Off. [complete] by jiminieminmouse

"Are you ever afraid of being alone?" I asked after a while. A question that had randomly popped into my mind. I wasn't expecting him to answer me, but he did. Jonah turned his face, but I didn't look back at him, I kept staring up at the skies. He turned back to the sky and took a breather before answering. "We're always going to be alone, Rose. Always. We'll be haunted by the darkness that is our own shadow, but in every shadow there's a light." He answered, as if the simplest thing in the world. I only stared at him with a dropped jaw. That was out of this world. Especially coming from Jonah. "When does it get better?" I mumbled. "It doesn't. But to go through it with someone makes it a whole lot easier." He turned back to face me. We stared at each other for a while. He'd always occasionally look down at my lips, and I'd do the same to him. I broke it off and looked back up at the sky. -=- New York City. The place of opportunities. But what shall Rose do when there's so many of them? Jonah, the seducer with a British accent, or Cameron, equally British but sweet. Her clock is ticking. She has one year to make up her mind until the exchange program takes back all their Brits and their New Yorkers return. And so the end-of-the-year party is the final strike. Either Rose chooses...or she doesn't. *WARNING* I began this book (my first book ever) when I was like 11 or 12 years old so the first chapters (idk how many) suck, not gonna lie. I had scrapped so many ideas (that I only really wrote a few chapters of) that when I was older enough to realize the story I had going so far sucked, I didn't want to scrap again, so I finished for that sake in a span of 3 years (and ended in 2014). All in all, not my greatest work, but read on if you wish. Text Copyright © droppedintoxic™ 2014

STAR WARS: THE FORCE HITS SNOOZE by JadenSeptum

From the writer that brought you "Heiress of Austenland", I present thee, my newest rom-com/action packed Sci-fi epic! an Alternate Universe "Star Wars: the Force Awakens" Fanfiction. A comedy (with some romance of course) about The First Order being a high school and all the hilarious parody crap that follows. Rey meets Kylo Ren there and they are enemies. Of course there are a bunch of hilarious, amazing, yet totally random (and sometimes pointless) adventures of Rey and Kylo as a result. I know this might sound lame and that a little kid wrote it but don't judge til you read. I'm not a kid i swear! I'm an adult XD I wrote Between Two Worlds and Vigilance so I'm not an unskilled writer. And it's meant to be a modern twist comedy anyway. And slightly stupid but also hilarious. Just a lot of fun and really enjoyable. The story actually gets more serious as the book progresses and ends with an epic battle of good and evil and all things Star Wars with plot twists and awesome lightsaber fights that expand the abilities that both Jedi and Sith have. Anyway I hope you guys like this. My sister and I started writing it together just for fun but I hoped some others would get a kick out of it as well. DON'T FORGET to check out our Pinterest board for this book following the "External Link" :) And check out the playlist for the book on Spotify called "The Adventures of Ben & Rey"!!

Rosebriar by Skyewalkerr

[A/N]: Hey guys! Before I post this story, I was going to give a little insight. A very good friend of mine and I decided to write this book, and what better way to recieve constructive critcism than to share with everyone here on wattpad? I'm proud to say that we're nearly finished with it, around three to five more chapters need to be written. However, I will gladly post two chapters a week. Depending on the length, I could possibly split each chapter in two. Enjoy! -Skye & Jasmine My attempts to sleep failed miserably as realization hit me. Tonight was my last night unattached to someone. I swung my legs to one side of the bed. My bare feet brushed the cold floor and sent shivers up my spine. Scotland is much warmer this time of year. I took a few steps toward the window, but before I got too far I heard chatter just outside my door. "She’ll never be happy with him." The first voice, a female, was barely audible. "She could be. She’s just upset about Benjamin." A second voice, a man, replied to the woman. "She’ll never love Derick." A hint of anger played beneath the surface of the woman’s voice. I lay back down after that, so much for Emma accepting our marriage. Unhappiness coursed through my body and I became furious. I’d never love Emma either; with that I went to sleep. I dreamt of my mother singing in the castle, her voice was loud and demanding. Her words flowed so freely from her mouth and danced playfully down the halls. She was in the throne room singing to my father just as she always did. Her song was about the way she learned to love my father. Most marriages in Scotland are arranged, and due to our beliefs they have to work out. My mother had always been so madly in love with my father, but he was hesitant because he had to leave the woman he loved so dearly. So he let her go…

All Of You by ameesaAhlam

(Though highly recommend to read the book "Obsession, Madness & Love" first, this book can be read as a standalone.) ____________________________________________ I made a mistake. A terrible one. I betrayed my best friend. The only person who ever cared for me. But I had no choice. Then there's his younger sister, Maria Andrews who always looked up to me as if I was some kind of an angel, little does she know that I am far away from that. And now I am on the run, trying to leave everything behind. But it's been four years, four fucking years since her eighteenth birthday when she confessed having feelings for me. For Me. And her words still haunt me, the tears in her eyes when I rejected her still burn my heart but I did what I had to do. People don't love me, especially women...they only seek pleasure from me. I am not a lovable person and someone you should definitely steer clear of. Getting involved with my best friend's (or ex best friend's) sister is stupid and I'm fucking mature enough to not even think of her, of someone who is eight years younger than me. But now, she is here and God help me, I am about to cross every fucking line.

"Dumb and Stupid" by Elzaik

If one of the creators tells me to take down this book, I will. Just know that I don't check notifications here very often. I wrote this story as a joke, but I will warn you that the writing looks more serious. The NOTICE at the beginning explains everything, so I recommend reading it before starting the story. Original Description: Out of YouTube, Tommy is a normal British boy, but one day, one of his best internet friends moves to his area and starts going to the same school as him. Everything's chill at first, but then Tommy starts realizing the small things that his friend does. He notices the small, cute, unimportant details. And all of a sudden, Tommy realizes that he's developed feelings. He doesn't like it one bit, especially since there's one minor difference between the two. I'm going through the book and cleaning everything up right now to just all-around make it more presentable and state the disclaimers in a more organized and thought-out manner, but I found this in the description and I find it funny, so I'm going to keep it. I don't know when I wrote this, but here it is: i can't delete the book at this point. it's already embedded in the web. this book is the bane of my existence. it is what keeps me up at night. please, i beg of you, only read this ironically. the amount of ship comments i've read make me regret my stupid 13-year-old self's choice to make this. honestly i love the ocs i have in this story but i can't think of them without thinking of THIS. anyways, have a great day.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Jamie Dale - The Eleven Kingdoms cover

The Perfect Human cover

Best of Friends cover

a dumbass gets isekai'd: the novella cover

Yandere Simulator Male! Rivals Boyfriend scenarios cover

Hey There Cliché. Fuck Off. [complete] cover

STAR WARS: THE FORCE HITS SNOOZE cover

Rosebriar cover

All Of You cover

"Dumb and Stupid" cover

Jamie Dale - The Eleven Kingdoms

This is a full length novel I wrote between the years of 2014-2017, my writing style has been all over the place through those years since I started writing it since I was 15 and ended it when I was 18. I wanted to show the story to the world but I know it isn't good enough to be properly published since there is plenty of spelling errors and for some reason 15 year old me was trying to write as edgy as possible. So my outlook on how this story is as changed I think it's very mediocre as I am now and kinda of just wanted it to end. However I still kinda want people to read it or at least get some satisfaction from it so I'm posting it. Demons, Angels, and Aliens what do they all have in common? They're all apart of Jamie Dale's life and as he looks upon the cliff wanting to jump he writes down the events that unfolded that lead him to that cliff.