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Ongoing, First published Jan 27, 2021
Mature
(Please note that the title is probably not permanent and will most likely change when I can think of something better. The main characters list and other aspects of the story details will most likely also change as I write this book. Please do not expect me to upload often though, as I do have college work to do, as much as I like to procrastinate.)

This is a parody of my book "proposals & exams", which, having written 2 years ago and having since experienced things that I had not previously such as year 11 and love, I decided to re-read my book with my friends and found it incredibly cringy and unrealistic although the plot is generally not the worst. Therefore, after sharing many laughs we decided I should re-write the book but with different characters and a narrator instead of different POV's. However, not only is it written with different characters and a narrator, but it has a lot stronger adult themes, swearing, violence, etc, so I would generally say this book is 16+, I would say 17+ but I myself would then not be able to read it. Also please note that these characters are not based off of real people and I am entirely taking the piss out of everyone. 
Now to the actual description of the book... 

A group of five very different friends find themselves in the after math of a world war that left their country devastated and in ruin, controlled by a tyrannical foreign leadership who has a very strange law about to be released; a marriage law, requiring all 18 year olds to have an arranged marriage on their eighteenth birthday with no input with who they would be spending the rest of their lives with. As strange as the law seems, there is a catch yet to be discovered that will truly ruin the youth of the united kingdom.

(Aso thankyou to my best friend Paige for making the cover!)
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