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Certified Dumb-Ass (An UnderSwap!Sans X Reader)

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Reads 48
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Parts 4
Time 1h 15m

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(An UnderSwap world and a beloved/detested, Sans X Reader, but make it slow burn, underswap, and not cringe-inducing)
(Cover art by me, and temporary.)

"It doesn't take a fool to see you're a certified dumbass..."

A story where you, the "certified dumbass",  gets caught up in a bunch of situations due to your big mouth and a few gallons of buttermilk. However, a certain passionate monster enjoys your dumbass-ery, maybe even smugly admires it. 
You meet people and monsters alike along the way, stumbling through relations, legal issues, and most of all conflict. Face your fears, your dreams, and much more in this story planned for quite a lot. 

***Disclaimers***
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* Reader is female but for most of the story, should be referred to as she/they.
* Mature, for dealing with more adult situations and realistic relationships
* This is more of a Cannon Underswap story, NOT a Blueberry story, please refer to Blueberry as Blue. (As far as I'm concerned Blueberry is a completely different character to Cannon!Underswap Sans.)

**As this story is still barely in development this description will change as we get more into this**All Rights Reserved

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ControlledTale by amilllionnames

(I DON'T OWN UNDERTALE. The only characters I own are Bailey and Creame.) All the monsters live happily in the underground: until one human ruins everything. Bailey Hill is a normal, 11 year old girl- until she trips, and falls into Mt.Ebott. Quick to befriend the monsters, Bailey is instantly loved by everyone. When monsters start mysteriously disappearing, Bailey is on the case. What she doesn't know, though, is that a small team, co-led by Undyne and Sans, are working as secret spies in the background. After hearing about the disappearances, Bailey thinks she can solve the mystery- but when Bailey has a shocking realization, she realizes that she might not be so innocent after all. ------------------------------------------- Changes: IMPORTANT: Frisk and Chara don't and never exist(ed) Monsters don't mind the underground, so Alphys never did the experiments. Still Relevant: Mettaton never left, and Napstablook is constantly being featured on his show The amalgamates don't exist since those monsters never fell down. Napstablook and Shyren are now younger than in-game, Napstablook - 12 and Shyren - 14. More on Napstablook- Since Mettaton never left, Napstablook is just shy. Everyone knows each other Alphys x Undyne- Already a couple Frisk and Chara don't and never exist(ed) ------------------------------------------- A note from Emma- Hi hoomans! I hope you enjoy this AU I came up with! Happy reading! 😊 10/4/2020: There IS a sequel coming soon! :D

Undertale; Despair AU 《REWRITE》 by LocalUndertaleAddict

What if there was an anomaly in the Underground? No, not Frisk. Not Chara either. Someone else entirely. How could a few measly children stand to this supposedly immortal foe and save the Underground from destruction? Is it even possible to do so? Only one way to tell... ~o0o~ Disclaimers before you start! •There is NO fanon ships. That means no Soriel, Papyton, etc. The only ships are Torgore (in the past) and Alphyne. •This is NOT an x reader. I heavily dislike those types of stories. The reader will have no part in this. •This exists outside of canon to an extreme. For example, Frisk is the second human and not the eighth. •There will be OCs, but only for a few humans and they still technically exist in normal Undertale. •There is a sequel. I'm planning on rewriting it after this one, as it is much more random and definitely needs it. Clanky, plot holes/retconning, etc. It's more of an OC thing, to explore them and their issues, than an Undertale thing, but it has its similarities. •There will be some explicitives. It won't be unnecessary or excessive, only when it fits the situation and character. I will not be using any slurs, as that's just plain disrespectful, even if some of them apply to me. Credits: Undertale, obviously, created by Toby Fox and Temmie Chang. "The Time Before" by ANinnyMouse42 is the backstory for Sans in this AU with some adjustments (mainly since that was very close to my original idea before I read it and I don't want people to think I copied their masterpiece or smth, if you haven't read it please do so, it's really good). Some things will be in reference to the other books in the trilogy or "From War to Science" by Emotistic-optimistic. If you haven't, read that too. It's really good (along with its sequel). The cover was made by me! Have a good day! (Also, the title is a placeholder, if anyone has any ideas that make more sense, please let me know. I do have some ideas, which are going to be mentioned at the A/N of C

Undertale: Genocide by CassBunnys

"In this world, its kill or be killed" - Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. After the war, the monsters retreated into the deepest part of the Underground, which would be called, "Home." - Note: In chapter one i NICKNAME frisk "Sam" Due to the fact you dont figure out their name until the end of pacifist so i had to put a nickname to make it easier to write and read. Sam is a neutral name so it should be fine. - NOTE: All lines with this symbol " * " is going to be in Wing Ding font in the final release of the book. But for now, it is already deciphered for you! - *So yeah! This is book one of my Undertale Series, which will be 2 books in total. *The book is Fanmade of course, Support the original game by Toby Fox. *Since its Undertale, i have to warn you guys obviously that there will be action and mature things. And book one is Genocide, so... *Follow my Instagram: @Djcasso -

Undertale : Secrets (REMASTERED) by ItIsComic

Sans has had an interesting past. A past that even his beloved brother barely even knows of. A past that, despite being so long ago, always finds a way to bite back. A past that defines who he is - but he longs to erase. A past that doesn't let go, it clings to him despite his endless attempts to escape. And when someone finally attempts to uncover the veil, and fails in the process, what happens next? This book is a complete remake of the original Undertale: Secrets that was made nearly 3 years ago. By remake, I mean that this book takes the general plot of Secrets and basically "tries again". This will reuse elements of the original and cut out the parts I don't like while adding my own new ideas, effectively creating a new book. Whether you liked the original or didn't even read it, I hope you like this!! Inspirations: The "Better Times" trilogy by: @ANinnyMouse42 "Royal Blue" by: @dealialestine Started: 17 March 2024 Finished: Not yet! Undertale by Toby Fox

Colors | Chara x Papyrus by NoellaBerry

~~~ [COMPLETE] After being set free from Frisk, Chara finds herself shoved into a new life that she didn't ask for. She's cold and distant for days, void of a SOUL and seemingly proper emotions. However, there's a certain somebone who refuses to tolerate it anymore. Unlike her, he's kind and unfortunately, always around. When Chara finds herself dealing with unrecognizable feelings, he knows just how to help her. ~~~

UNDERVERSE by isimpforanimeboys1

!THIS BOOK WILL NOT BE UPDATED!FOR FULL STORY, CHECK OUT JAKEI ON YOUTUBE AND PATREON! The story takes place in a post-Pacifist timeline in the original universe of Undertale, where half of Sans' soul is stolen by a corrupted alternate version of himself known as Cross, who has his Chara inside his body. With the help of Ink -the guardian of the AUs- Sans will travel through the Alternate Universes to recover his soul while he discovers the origin of Cross and the imminent danger that will put the Multiverse at risk: The Overwrite button. Undertale - Toby Fox XTale - Jakei Inktale/Ink - Comyet/Myebi Error - Crayon Queen Fresh - Crayon Queen Aftertale/Geno - Crayon Queen Dreamtale/Dream/Nightmare - Joku Underfell - AU Community (The creator wishes to remain anonymous) Underswap - AU Community (The creator wishes to remain anonymous) Outertale - 2mi127 Core! Frisk - Dokudoki Undernovela - Pig-Demon Killer! Sans - Rahafwabas Fatal! Error - Xedramon Mild Swear and Violence Warning. Hope yall enjoy my suffering :D (Original story by Jakei - Transcribed by isimpforanimeboys1) Hey! You've reached the bottom. Quick note, the editing in this is quite bad. I wrote this in 6th grade, and I'm not very proud of it. There are multiple mistakes, such as me calling Underswap!Chara Frisk, and referring to X!Chara as they/them. PLEASE DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THESE MISTAKES. THANKS FOR READING THIS.

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) by KittycatTDH

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Soulless (Undertale FanFiction) by BanthaBug

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New Purpose (US!Papyrus x Female!Reader) by OreoDaSkeleton

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ControlledTale cover

Undertale; Despair AU 《REWRITE》 cover

Undertale: Genocide cover

Undertale : Secrets (REMASTERED) cover

Colors | Chara x Papyrus cover

UNDERVERSE cover

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) cover

Soulless (Undertale FanFiction) cover

New Purpose (US!Papyrus x Female!Reader) cover

Frisk x Reader cover

ControlledTale

(I DON'T OWN UNDERTALE. The only characters I own are Bailey and Creame.) All the monsters live happily in the underground: until one human ruins everything. Bailey Hill is a normal, 11 year old girl- until she trips, and falls into Mt.Ebott. Quick to befriend the monsters, Bailey is instantly loved by everyone. When monsters start mysteriously disappearing, Bailey is on the case. What she doesn't know, though, is that a small team, co-led by Undyne and Sans, are working as secret spies in the background. After hearing about the disappearances, Bailey thinks she can solve the mystery- but when Bailey has a shocking realization, she realizes that she might not be so innocent after all. ------------------------------------------- Changes: IMPORTANT: Frisk and Chara don't and never exist(ed) Monsters don't mind the underground, so Alphys never did the experiments. Still Relevant: Mettaton never left, and Napstablook is constantly being featured on his show The amalgamates don't exist since those monsters never fell down. Napstablook and Shyren are now younger than in-game, Napstablook - 12 and Shyren - 14. More on Napstablook- Since Mettaton never left, Napstablook is just shy. Everyone knows each other Alphys x Undyne- Already a couple Frisk and Chara don't and never exist(ed) ------------------------------------------- A note from Emma- Hi hoomans! I hope you enjoy this AU I came up with! Happy reading! 😊 10/4/2020: There IS a sequel coming soon! :D