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Certified Dumb-Ass (An UnderSwap!Sans X Reader)

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(An UnderSwap world and a beloved/detested, Sans X Reader, but make it slow burn, underswap, and not cringe-inducing)
(Cover art by me, and temporary.)

"It doesn't take a fool to see you're a certified dumbass..."

A story where you, the "certified dumbass",  gets caught up in a bunch of situations due to your big mouth and a few gallons of buttermilk. However, a certain passionate monster enjoys your dumbass-ery, maybe even smugly admires it. 
You meet people and monsters alike along the way, stumbling through relations, legal issues, and most of all conflict. Face your fears, your dreams, and much more in this story planned for quite a lot. 

***Disclaimers***
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* Reader is female but for most of the story, should be referred to as she/they.
* Mature, for dealing with more adult situations and realistic relationships
* This is more of a Cannon Underswap story, NOT a Blueberry story, please refer to Blueberry as Blue. (As far as I'm concerned Blueberry is a completely different character to Cannon!Underswap Sans.)

**As this story is still barely in development this description will change as we get more into this**All Rights Reserved

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FurtherDown by THEANIMATEDFOX4

Was this truly the last RESET? Sans wondered. But he knew only Frisk would tell, only this young girl would decide his future. He hated the thought of it at first, but hatred began to grow numb after he figured out he had no say in his own future. He had to admit though, Frisk was pretty reasonable, it was Chara who was the maniac. But she was gone now, so what was the anticipating, eerie, feeling that he had in his bones? The feeling that something wasn't right, of course, this timeline was already incredibly strange. The feeling sat in his in the pit of his stomach, tying itself into knots, until that fateful rainy day when all of his questions would be answered. So basically, this is a fanfiction of a fancomic of the game Undertale. Look, I'm gonna admit, I'm little stuck in the Undertale fandom, so this is my of slowly crawling out of it. Anywho, I strongly suggest you read the fancomic which this fanfiction is based off of, DeeperDown, before reading my story. Here, I'll give you a link. http://gettingdeeperdownwithundertale.blogspot.com/ Anyway, enjoy the story, it took me about 11 months to write, so please consider enjoying it, seriously. - Ya Boi, Fox

Undertale; Despair AU 《REWRITE》 by LocalUndertaleAddict

What if there was an anomaly in the Underground? No, not Frisk. Not Chara either. Someone else entirely. How could a few measly children stand to this supposedly immortal foe and save the Underground from destruction? Is it even possible to do so? Only one way to tell... ~o0o~ Disclaimers before you start! •There is NO fanon ships. That means no Soriel, Papyton, etc. The only ships are Torgore (in the past) and Alphyne. •This is NOT an x reader. I dislike those types of stories. The reader will have no part in this, and they will not be shipped with anyone. •This exists outside of canon to an extreme. For example, Frisk is the second human and not the eighth. •There will be OCs, but only for a few humans and they still technically exist in normal Undertale. •There is a sequel. I'm planning on rewriting it after this one, as it is much more random and definitely needs it. Clanky, plot holes/retconning, etc. It's more of an OC thing, to explore them and their issues, than an Undertale thing, but it has its similarities. •There will be some explicitives. It won't be unnecessary or excessive, only when it fits the situation and character. I will not be using any slurs, as that's just plain disrespectful, even if some of them apply to me. Credits: Undertale, obviously, created by Toby Fox and Temmie Chang. "The Time Before" by ANinnyMouse42 is the backstory for Sans in this AU with some adjustments (mainly since that was very close to my original idea before I read it and I don't want people to think I copied their masterpiece or smth, if you haven't read it please do so, it's really good). Some things will be in reference to the other books in the trilogy or "From War to Science" by Emotistic-optimistic. If you haven't, read that too. It's really good (along with its sequel). The cover was made by me! Have a good day! (Also, the title is a placeholder, if anyone has any ideas that make more sense, please let me know.)

Undertale:Secrets by ItIsComic

Remaster on my page - check it out! Sans has had an interesting past. A past that even his beloved brother barely even knows of. A past that he wishes could remain a secret. But when the questions start being asked, what does he do? These questions seem so little, yet they cause so much to happen. One little question. "Who is ??????" can change so much. A chain reaction from a single sentence can cause an entire world to crumble. Or maybe two. This is my first book so dont expect anything great. Inspirations: The "Better Times" trilogy by: @ANinnyMouse42 "Royal Blue" by: @dealialestine Started: 24th May 2021 Finished: 29th December 2021 A full 7 months of great fun with this book! Cover art by someone? I couldn't find the original owner :( Undertale by Toby Fox

Determination - G!SansxFrisk by Toasty-Writer

Frisk just wants to save monster and humankind, but does she have the determination to do everything she wants? Especially as she has now been blamed for the terrible crimes committed by her sister. G has stopped caring, but can this infuriating woman who becomes his neighbour pull him back into the world and seek for justice again. I'm so bad at descriptions :/ I'm delving headfirst into fanfiction. You guys may not like this story or even read it but I'm going to try. This is a Gsans and frisk story, there will be an attraction between them but it may be slow :P I do not own the characters or their respective AU's. I'm simply throwing my own twist into the mix hoping you like. I do not own any of the art featured in this book, they are just all amazing. Will involve some moderate language, violence and trigger warnings, hence the mature rating, I will warn at the beginning of chapter if there is a trigger warning.

What Went Wrong? by AngelOfTheDead80

~'Disclaimer: This story has a lot of profanity and covers some very very intense or touchy subjects that may disturb some readers. You have been warned.'~ ((Unedited)) After Chara fell into the Underground, they met Asriel a monster inhabitant of the Underground. Soon after that, Chara joins a new family, but their ambition to keep everyone happy goes a little overboard and Chara is flung into a reality of destruction and hopeless wonder. Then many long years later they meet the beloved Frisk, who fell into the Underground, similar to themselves. Eventually everything Chara thought they knew correctly is turned upside down and they as a person are changed forever. ~'The game Undertale belongs to Toby Fox and some of the dialogue is ripped straight from the game itself, too.'~

Again || Sans x Frisk by soonbokkie

✿ ❝Even if you go far away, I'll be by your side.❞ ✿ ✿ ❝遠くに行っても私はあなたのそばにいます。❞ ✿ ╔══════ ♥ ══════╗ Four years have passed ever since the last 'reset' . Monsters and Humans finally lived together in harmony. But was it best for the monsters to have left the underground for the surface? Was it really worth the encounter that they must overcome? ╚══════ ♥ ══════╝ // DISCLAIMER: I do not own undertale or any undertale characters from this story, it is rightfully owned be Toby Fox ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ This book has ended, so sorry... CURRENTLY EDITING EVERY CHAPTER chapters with a "✿" means it was already edited and rewritten in a better version Please don't read this shit :')

Betrayal of Euphoria «Book 1» by xHaunting-Whispersx

"I'm bleeding...but it seems as if my fears have vanished as I stare at the male before me. He gazes at me with such intensity and I can't help but feel...compelled by his alluring crimson eyes. A feeling of felicity bubbled within my stomach. It was weird...since this man kidnaped me and all, but...I wasn't afraid-not a sense of qualm within my body. I was relaxed and eased...I wasn't afraid, which I guess, made me enjoy his presence. He was a God and I was the measly beggar before him...Oh, how I just wanted him to hold me...wait...what am I saying? "'Snap out of it Blu! He kidnaped you! This isn't some Stockholm Syndrome thriller! He's going to kill you if you don't do something!!'" Despite the edge my conscious clearly announced, I felt at peace. I was happy-no anxiety, no sadness...just bliss...he treated me well and I loved him...but, did he feel the same?" - This is kind of like an AU? Like Chara is an actual human not a video game character, along with Frisk who pops in or is mentioned a few times throughout the story. This story contains smut (it's shitty regardless, lol) and swearing, maybe, and it's between two males. If you're not into gay stuff, then this story is not the right one for you. :) It's also written in third person, not first person, like the description is...oops? Disclaimer: I do not own Chara or Frisk, I just own the plot and the character Blu, his family, and that's about it...

Colors | Chara x Papyrus by NoellaBerry

~~~ [COMPLETE] After being set free from Frisk, Chara finds herself shoved into a new life that she didn't ask for. She's cold and distant for days, void of a SOUL and seemingly proper emotions. However, there's a certain somebone who refuses to tolerate it anymore. Unlike her, he's kind and unfortunately, always around. When Chara finds herself dealing with unrecognizable feelings, he knows just how to help her. ~~~

Undertale: Genocide by CassBunnys

"In this world, its kill or be killed" - Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. After the war, the monsters retreated into the deepest part of the Underground, which would be called, "Home." - Note: In chapter one i NICKNAME frisk "Sam" Due to the fact you dont figure out their name until the end of pacifist so i had to put a nickname to make it easier to write and read. Sam is a neutral name so it should be fine. - NOTE: All lines with this symbol " * " is going to be in Wing Ding font in the final release of the book. But for now, it is already deciphered for you! - *So yeah! This is book one of my Undertale Series, which will be 2 books in total. *The book is Fanmade of course, Support the original game by Toby Fox. *Since its Undertale, i have to warn you guys obviously that there will be action and mature things. And book one is Genocide, so... *Follow my Instagram: @Djcasso -

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FurtherDown

Was this truly the last RESET? Sans wondered. But he knew only Frisk would tell, only this young girl would decide his future. He hated the thought of it at first, but hatred began to grow numb after he figured out he had no say in his own future. He had to admit though, Frisk was pretty reasonable, it was Chara who was the maniac. But she was gone now, so what was the anticipating, eerie, feeling that he had in his bones? The feeling that something wasn't right, of course, this timeline was already incredibly strange. The feeling sat in his in the pit of his stomach, tying itself into knots, until that fateful rainy day when all of his questions would be answered. So basically, this is a fanfiction of a fancomic of the game Undertale. Look, I'm gonna admit, I'm little stuck in the Undertale fandom, so this is my of slowly crawling out of it. Anywho, I strongly suggest you read the fancomic which this fanfiction is based off of, DeeperDown, before reading my story. Here, I'll give you a link. http://gettingdeeperdownwithundertale.blogspot.com/ Anyway, enjoy the story, it took me about 11 months to write, so please consider enjoying it, seriously. - Ya Boi, Fox