Warning! none of these things are mine except for some characters. BOFURI is owned by Yuumikan, project splatoon 3 belongs to Alexis Pflaum, and the real splatoon 3 belongs to Nintendo. I only own some characters shown here, and I will point out who they are. ofcourse, I am not trying to say "oh this is totally canon". this is my own AU (alternate universe) and I am not expecting this to be taken as a serious possibility in any of these universes.