Platinum-Gilded Misadventures [Discontinued/To be rebooted]

A human and a vortian teen. The former a closeted cynical loner with a motormouth and too much time spent at the gym and the latter on her first mission ever and addicted to downplaying the danger of almost everything. Now that's what you call a bad combination.
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Expect the occasional small oneshot or loredump.