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The Holy Book of Out of Context Quotes

MyUselessBraincell

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MyUselessBraincell

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So yeah .. my friends and I have said a bunch of weird stuff in quarantine, so here's a list of them. Don't think too hard about them or you'll lose brain cells. And if you're looking for a laugh, just say these to random people down the street just to see their reactions.All Rights Reserved

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