[Homestuck] Dave X Reader X Dirk: Stride of Luck

You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and allow him to crash at your place, only to find out that he's come all the way from Texas to find his bro, Dirk Strider.

What seems like an easy task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things.
One, Dave is hot as fuck.
Two, Dirk is also hot as fuck.
Three, they have the same taste in girls.

"i warned you about the striders, bro. i told you dog!"