Hey there! I'm Satan, and I'm writing this diary so you all know the truth. This is me, this is what all us demons are like, and this is hell. And it is beautiful.
Might as well call this a memoir of my life, all the real, boring and sad parts of me shoved in public for all eyes to see. Who am I, that's one secret I'll never tell
You know you love me, xoxo
(I couldn't help it)