Stumbling through life (in a road separate from you)

Stumbling through life (in a road separate from you)

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'Son of a bitch! Am I gonna die at the hands of a killer clown that has his fucking fly open?!' --- Wyatt was just minding his own business, crawling on the road of Life, barely hanging on. Suddenly, his life is turned upside down by a stupid stale trend. Saved by an unknown man, he and his equally stupid friends try to discover: what happened that night, what changes are happening to Wyatt, and figure out who this man is. There are more to this world than one might know, because they only ever come out in the dark... -- Otherwise known as, "God deemed me worthy enough to live another day, so I'm gonna make it everyone's problem :D". Disclaimer: This is just a fun story between friends. If you somehow stumbled into this, proceed with caution please :)
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Gordon longs for the simple things in life. A job. A place to rest his head. Someone to love. The same things everybody wants. But being a zombie makes achieving any of these basics a challenge, even for a special “high functioning” zombie that hasn’t lost the capacity to think and feel. So what if he shambles a bit when he walks? Sure he's a little gassier than the average guy, but who hasn't let one go in the elevator? And yes, pieces of his body do occasionally fall off, but he can put them back on. It's not like he's one of the "groaner" zombies that shuffle about looking for brains to chomp on. But things could be worse. Gordon has a decent business going as a Zombie for Hire. Got a job too dangerous for an air breather? Clifford is your man. Toxic waste clean up? Done. Living crash test dummy? On it. Really nasty crime scene clean up? He’s your undead man. He’s even has a blind date coming up. It’s too bad good things rarely happen to good zombies…His new boss may have a secret agenda and the girl of his dreams has, well, character issues. But with the help of Penny, his funerary cosmetician gal pal, and Merl, his agent, he might just make it through to sunrise without someone planting a truncheon in his skull.

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