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Stumbling through life (in a road separate from you)

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'Son of a bitch! Am I gonna die at the hands of a killer clown that has his fucking fly open?!'

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Wyatt was just minding his own business, crawling on the road of Life, barely hanging on. Suddenly, his life is turned upside down by a stupid stale trend. 

Saved by an unknown man, he and his equally stupid friends try to discover: what happened that night, what changes are happening to Wyatt, and figure out who this man is. 

There are more to this world than one might know, because they only ever come out in the dark...

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Otherwise known as, "God deemed me worthy enough to live another day, so I'm gonna make it everyone's problem :D".


Disclaimer: This is just a fun story between friends. If you somehow stumbled into this, proceed with caution please :)All Rights Reserved

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Fractals by ummmithinktfnot

"You know, I'm sure all the debutant balls and coronations or whatever can get pretty boring. Are you even capable of having fun?" I raised my voice so she could hear as she walked out the door, but she stood, holding it open. She turned around and I stopped in my tracks. She looked at me as if she were searching for something, and I found myself holding my breath. Stunning. Her pink lips parted, about to say something, but a buzzing sound came from her purse. She pulled out her phone and frowned at the screen. "Goddamnit," she muttered and put her phone away, looking back up at me. Her green eyes met mine for the last time, cold and annoyed. Her light eyelashes framed them as she squinted, and her stare held me in a trance. "Good luck with all that, Mr. Devlin." And she left. ... ... ... Whimsical, unserious Jake, and short-tempered, privileged Winnie find themselves cleaning out her recently deceased grandfather's apartment. His belongings reveal that he wasn't the boring, old man she assumed he was, and his activities while he was alive could put Jake and Winnie at risk. Helpless and isolated, they have no choice but to rely on each other, to trust one another. ... ... ... This is a slow burn, has secondary characters, and side quests. If you're into books that feel like you are watching eight seasons of television, than you will enjoy this! I don't want to give too much away in the synopsis, so if you're intrigued, check it out and leave a comment! Approx. Current Word Count: 58,700 (Dec. 4, 2025)

Unintended Syndicate by HotBitchCookie17

When a group of friends are unsatisfied with their current lives, they take drastic measures and run away. Unintended opportunities and choices are forced upon them to take. Will these teenagers seek them until their end or will they remain on the run until they can't anymore? The weight of their actions is heavy and the remedy is in their hands, but their choices carry irreparable consequences for themselves and for the people around them. "The things we fight for don't always define us as the people we are." - Unintended Syndicate 💋 TW: Mentions of rape, substance abuse, neglect, SA, violence, abuse, smoking, gun violence, dark topics I DON'T CONDONE ANY OF THE ABOVE (This story has not been edited. There will be grammar errors and mistakes. I will not make any edits until I finish the story. )

Odd Jobs for the Undead - A Zombie For Hire Story by Ricardo-Sanchez

Gordon longs for the simple things in life. A job. A place to rest his head. Someone to love. The same things everybody wants. But being a zombie makes achieving any of these basics a challenge, even for a special “high functioning” zombie that hasn’t lost the capacity to think and feel. So what if he shambles a bit when he walks? Sure he's a little gassier than the average guy, but who hasn't let one go in the elevator? And yes, pieces of his body do occasionally fall off, but he can put them back on. It's not like he's one of the "groaner" zombies that shuffle about looking for brains to chomp on. But things could be worse. Gordon has a decent business going as a Zombie for Hire. Got a job too dangerous for an air breather? Clifford is your man. Toxic waste clean up? Done. Living crash test dummy? On it. Really nasty crime scene clean up? He’s your undead man. He’s even has a blind date coming up. It’s too bad good things rarely happen to good zombies…His new boss may have a secret agenda and the girl of his dreams has, well, character issues. But with the help of Penny, his funerary cosmetician gal pal, and Merl, his agent, he might just make it through to sunrise without someone planting a truncheon in his skull.

All The Little Lights by katedayn09

"You are kidding me, right?" I asked, narrowing my eyes. "Do I seem like I am kidding?" "No, you don't. But I also don't feel that I will listen to you." I said, giving him my infamous innocent smile Me!!! Clean his shoes?!! Who in the hell does he think he is?!! "You will. These shoes are limited edition pieces of one of the world's most expensive brands. Being the gentleman I am, I am not making you buy me a new one. I need you to clean it. Simple." "Do I look like I care? Oh..Look..my cup of care is empty." I said, motioning to the now empty coffee cup in my hands. He looked at me, then to my hands. Slowly, he nodded his head in understanding. Next thing I know, I am drenched in water, and he is closing the water bottle in his hands. I looked at him with my mouth agape. "You're right. I can see your cup of care is empty, but, seems like it is brimming with arrogance." With that, he walked away while I stood there thinking of a thousand torturous ways to kill him. Fantastic!! Just another addition to my list of paybacks. ------------------------------------- They two are nothing but mere strangers put together by the hands of fate, and they couldn't help but have to bear the unwanted presence of each other in their life, a little longer. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Sit back and enjoy, for this is going to be one hell of a ride ;) **************** Rated mature. *contains violence

Dumplzzz in the shadows by Haerinsoul

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"You know, I'm sure all the debutant balls and coronations or whatever can get pretty boring. Are you even capable of having fun?" I raised my voice so she could hear as she walked out the door, but she stood, holding it open. She turned around and I stopped in my tracks. She looked at me as if she were searching for something, and I found myself holding my breath. Stunning. Her pink lips parted, about to say something, but a buzzing sound came from her purse. She pulled out her phone and frowned at the screen. "Goddamnit," she muttered and put her phone away, looking back up at me. Her green eyes met mine for the last time, cold and annoyed. Her light eyelashes framed them as she squinted, and her stare held me in a trance. "Good luck with all that, Mr. Devlin." And she left. ... ... ... Whimsical, unserious Jake, and short-tempered, privileged Winnie find themselves cleaning out her recently deceased grandfather's apartment. His belongings reveal that he wasn't the boring, old man she assumed he was, and his activities while he was alive could put Jake and Winnie at risk. Helpless and isolated, they have no choice but to rely on each other, to trust one another. ... ... ... This is a slow burn, has secondary characters, and side quests. If you're into books that feel like you are watching eight seasons of television, than you will enjoy this! I don't want to give too much away in the synopsis, so if you're intrigued, check it out and leave a comment! Approx. Current Word Count: 58,700 (Dec. 4, 2025)