Hi, I'm Ry: The Complainer
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Last published Thu, Feb 25, 2021
Ever wonder what it would be like to live the life of an adult? To play by your own rules, and enjoy life your way. To basically, be able to do whatever the hell you wanted to do. Here's the answer. DON'T!!! Being an adult is no fairy tale and best believe, in this reality, happily ever afters don't exist. That is, when it comes to the life of Riley Thorne, a 40 year old, down on his luck, overweight, doughnut-addicted complainer who thinks his entire existence is a series of bad events, happening one after the other, with no intention of stopping. From family dinners ending in divorces, to visits to the Big House, and being mentally institutionalised by his blazed parents, Riley thinks the whole universe is out to get him. Constantly torturing himself, wondering why the world is drowning him in bad luck. So in search of help, Riley hires a therapist who advises him to put all his problems into a journal, telling him that writing his feelings down will be good for him. But how many complaints can someone make before their head actually explodes?
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