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The Handbook for Tailors & Novelists, and How Not to Resurrect a Goddess

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The Great Civil War of Yhaan is a thing of the past, forgotten and replaced by a new King of Orrinshire. It is the dawn of a new era. But when want-to-be author Johan Conical arrives in the famous metropolis of Orrinshire, he begins to learn that there are secrets being hidden from the world, and that the war might not be so far off in the past as he thought. With the help of eccentric tailor Theodore Sharp, and the fiery circus act Lauren Whittington, he begins to investigate the mysterious case of the history of the War.

"There you are! Took your merry time, didn't you?" Theodore said with a grin. 
"Good evening," Johan replied politely. "I'm terribly sorry for being so late; I must admit, I didn't realize Pleko lines had traffic."
Oh Lord Above, he was all words and no common sense. Hadn't he mentioned something about writing a book in his first letter? That would explain it...All Rights Reserved

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