I am NOT a writer
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If you ever think writing is simple... well then think again!!!!
writing is not easy, its not difficult but its not easy.. this is a true story of what writers feel every single day, every hour and every minute of their lives. This is a confession of a Non-writing writer, all the frustrations and the disappointments and everything else for that matter, this is a tribute to all the infamous, unnoticed and under appreciated writers.
THIS is what I FEEL! and if you are done being a fucking hypocrite I KNOW YOU FEEL IT TOO!!! so this one's for you!!!
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