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105 Hopelessly Hysterical Jokes! (105 'Banter' Series)

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|| Completed ||105 Funny Jokes.
This is the first book of my 'Banter' series. I just made that up lol. I don't own any of them, so all credit goes to whoever made them up. I just made this purely for your entertainment, so I hope they make you laugh. Enjoy and comment on your favourite jokes. I could dedicate it to you if you want. 

A.N. I've started posting and dedicating jokes by my readers, so if you have one, feel free to share it/them. You can either message me leave a comment or anything else

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