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Project Sarcasm

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LECTURAS 303
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Charlotte is an 21-year-old girl with a curious beauty and a storm of emotions she hides behind layers of sarcasm. Grappling with something most people couldn't even imagine, her unusual coping mechanism? Calling her local Home Depot... repeatedly.

Nickolas is a sharp-witted, sarcastic guy just trying to earn enough money at Home Depot to inch closer to his Yale dreams. What he doesn't expect is for his routine to be constantly interrupted by a strange, persistent girl on the other end of the phone.

What starts as annoyance slowly twists into something neither of them saw coming. After all, sometimes the best conversations begin with a bit of sarcasm and a whole lot of chaos.

Stay tuned - because things are about to get interesting.Todos los derechos reservados

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