no funny business | levi x reader
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  • Reads 959,877
  • Votes 22,523
  • Parts 20
  • Time 8h 41m
Complete, First published Feb 01, 2021
Mature
Although you'd hoped for it, you'd never expected to see your one night stand again. At least, until fate gives you a giant 'fuck you' and and he's your new boss.

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Levi X Reader. Loosely inspired by my obsession with The Office. NSFW. Cover art is from sadlovernovels. Hope you enjoy reading as much as I do writing!

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