I'm Danny. Perpetually drunk and horny. I met a guy, we hooked up, I fell in love, yatta yatta yatta. It's all very cliche. So, if that's your cup of tea, read on sister! Love is a massive pain in my ass, especially since the man I fell for is... well, he's Ace. An equally horny asshole who has made it his life's mission to infuriate me. If you like angry sex, your typical enemies to lovers love story, hilarious interactions, and a heart-breaking "cry until you can't no more" storyline, please don't read this because it will surpass your expectations and you'll end up falling in love with me... I can't take that kind of commitment. (This is a rewrite of the other His Blogger on my page, go read the description there for more info!)