Hi Hogwarts! I'm Dead!
- Reads 50,191
- Votes 1,001
- Parts 27
Complete Fri, Aug 5, 20228h 52m
Magnus Chase and his friends have just finished saving the world a few times. Now, with the help of his cousin, the gods are sending them on yet another quest to retrieve a few powerful, magical items, which could potentially be disastrous in the wrong hands.
The type of people, or more specifically the place they are located, seems Hel bent on uncovering their secrets, while they work just as hard to find the items and get out, all while trying not to land themselves in detention. Hogwarts has a lot to throw at them. The question is how they'll react and if they're quick enough to do so without creating trouble.
You might be asking, why don't the gods just go over there with their magic hammers and glowing eyes, and just ask nicely," Give us our stuff mortals or die!"? Well, ancient rules, gods are lazy, yada yada yada. Also, that wouldn't be NEarly as exciting, would it?
---
This is my first story, so I am truly sorry if it's a bit insecure and weird. Like, whenever I read a single paragraph of it I cringe; kind of like watching an adult you know dance in public. Or a sibling sing off key. You love them, but it's hard to watch sometimes.
Read, comment, and enjoy!
**The cover art and memes that I use don't belong to me. Neither do the characters, they belong to their respective authors/ malicious creators
All Rights Reserved
#122
thegods
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
![I'll take your hand this time (Drarry) [Under Editing]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/393514079-256-k677350.jpg)
I'll take your hand this time (Drarry) [Under Editing]
⚠️⚠️TW!! Mentions of abuse, homophobia, swearing and violence!!⚠️⚠️ One night Harry finds out that his friends don't like him as much as he thought they did, Dumbledore had raised him as a lamb for slaughter, he knew what his 'family' and did nothing to prevent it. Fuelled with rage, he finds a hourglass that turns him back to his 11th birthday, 5 years ago. This time he won't be anyone's pawn. Along the way he makes new friends and descovers a side of himself that he was afraid to explore before, was Draco really that bad, or was it his bias?There's something new on the other side, and Harry is not scared of it this time. [BTW this is under editing so some parts will be good and others suck, you can read now but I would recommend re-reading at some point as it will be better lmao!!] *~*Things*~* • #5 Bottomharry 2/6/25 • #4 Backintime 20/6/25 •#4 Drarryfanfic 24/7/25 •#1 Grangerbashing (Check out the others!!) ⚠️⚠️ I don't own any of the characters in this story, they belong to an author called JK Rowling!! The cover art isn't mine, if it's yours and you want me to take it down, just message me and I will do so!!⚠️⚠️Complete
The Healer's Touch (Severus Snape x Remus Lupin x Reader)
Technically, I'm a Healer. Emotionally? I'm a disaster with a talent for falling for the worst possible men in the worst possible castle. There's the devastatingly decent DADA professor (Lupin). And the morally complex Potions Master (Snape) who may or may not be able to set people on fire with a look. Naturally, I'm caught between them. Professionally, romantically, catastrophically. And while I'm very busy pretending I have things under control, Hogwarts starts... acting weird. Let's just say the school has seen some things. And now it wants payback. Yes, there's magic. Yes, there's sex. Yes, at some point I might scream at a wall. Your job? Survive the drama with me. Then choose the man I fall for. (But please be kind. I'm very tired.) - ✨ Slow-burn love triangle 🖤 FSK 18 - explicit content, dry humor, psychological tension ⚠️ Emotional misfires, questionable choices, and a spiral that's absolutely not under control Swipe in. I'll be in the infirmary. Again.Complete
Pity the living- slytherin boys
Alice Jones is now starting her third year at Hogwarts, on their way to the school at some point Alice goes to where the Slytherins always sit so she could say hi to her best friend Theodore Nott when she gets into the compartment, she sees a few familiar faces she didn't want to see again, and one unfamiliar boy. This book is a multiple year book, it starts at the beginning of the third year and ends at the end of the 7th year. This is a Slytherin boys fanfic and it will probably be very long. Here are a few quotes that will probably be in the book to hook you up: "Hit me! Hit me right now! Punch me in the fucking face- hit me like we used to hit her" "Vodka is easier to swallow then the fact that she is not coming back" "I will never let anyone hurt you" "Some children are simply born with tragedy in their blood" "I can lose everything, but Merlin, not you." "Truth is, I didn't expect getting this attached to you." Warnings: Smut, alcohol, drugs, sa, death, torture, fighting, sh, panic attacks, ed. I'll also put a tw before these things happen This is my first book English is not my first language if they are any grammar/ spelling mistakes pls let me know! Dumbledore slander is happily expected <3 If I put any songs in a beginning of a chapter I really recommend listening to the song while reading the chapter!Complete
Half-Magic (DISCONTINUED)
This is a story about the demigods going to Hogwarts. I know this story has been written a million times, but what's different here? This is story is made from collaboration, me and three friends would constantly update and edit this. We thought it would be fun to do this. Some of the chapters may seem weird, like I'm talking about myself as another person. That's because one of my friends wrote it. I hope you enjoy this story! So grab some food and a drink get a comfortable place to sit, or whatever you like to do when you read a story. Good bye! I hope you enjoy this story! And I don't own the Percy Jackson characters, nor the Harry Potter characters. So sad.Complete
Spirals || Mattheo Riddle
"I was reaching for stars that didn't exist, caught up in the fantasies born of willful hope. I threw myself in the path of fate because I wanted to be swept away." ... We do stupid, stupid things in the name of those we love. We dedicate ourselves to false promises and we hope that in the end, it all turns out alright. I was never the kind of person who jumped into things without thinking about the consequences. I never dreamed of what could come from some silly mistakes. Two new students come for their 6th year at Hogwarts. Neither of them particularly want to be there. What havoc could a witch and a dark wizard bring to the year? As they both become frustratingly curious about each other, things fall in place that might never have occurred if they had just never met. ... So I started this book because I was bored, and now it's kind of my life accomplishment weirdly enough. It's not perfect and definitely not what it started out as but this fic has parts of my heart and soul in it and I'm proud of how far it's come. Contains toxic but also lovable Mattheo Riddle and an emotionally relatable mc. !!!Finished updating but still doing some editing!!! *WARNING* Contains violence, sexual content, swearing, mentions of abuse, death and possibly more. *I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, Mattheo Riddle belongs to @yasmineamara, I only own my own characters. Happy readingComplete
In the Shadow of You | Hogwarts Legacy
After the turmoil faced in your fifth year, you want nothing more than a normal life. After spending a quiet summer in Hogsmeade, trying to outrun the shadows of the past, you return to Hogwarts excited (and slightly apprehensive) for your sixth year. But being back at Hogwarts has stirred up trouble... Not only are you still trying to live down your reputation as "Hogwarts' Savior," but rumors have begun circling about your...relationships? And to make matters worse, your sleep has been plagued by nightmares, your ancient magic gone dormant. Just when you suspect your desperate attempts at normalcy couldn't get any worse, you begin to have a war in your mind with an unknown enemy, seeking an object with the potential to cause irreversible damage. There's another ominous threat to the safety of Hogwarts, but you've had your fair share of heroism. The wizarding world is in the capable hands of a sixth year student. What could possibly go wrong? ⋆｡°✩ * FMC, Ravenclaw House (she/her pronouns used) * Self-insert! No name/descriptions given * Romance subplot with Sebastian Sallow (friends to lovers, mutual pining, slow burn, fluff, sfw!!!) * CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR HL: Story deviates from the events of the main quest after Ranrok's defeatComplete
Them and Us
[HP/HOO Book 1]-Trilogy now completed This book has undergone heavy editing. The grammar and spelling is now up to scratch and I have not made any major changes to the original plot. The seven and Calypso go to Hogwarts, what will the golden trio think of them, how will the demigods like the wizards, how will the wizards like the demigods? All is fine. Or as fine as it can be for a bunch of demigods and wizards Until a new enemy who wants revenge takes two of the most important members of the team hostage and makes them do what he tells them to. How will they defeat this terrifying enemy? disclaimer I do not own Percy Jackson or Harry Potter. I only own the plot Creds to the artists of the art used on this cover. I edited it all together.Complete
Grow
"You're just a spineless, big-headed, moron Potter. Why on earth would I go out with a fleabag like you?" "It's just, James Potter!" says Sirius, leaning casually back in his chair, "Beaten by a girl!" "So you're back?" he smiles knowingly at her from the hospital wing bed. *•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•* Hogwarts. The year, 1976. Before Harry Potter. Before Voldemort was defeated. Before the Second Wizarding War. Before the Marauders, Lily Evans, Severus Snape and so many others had died. This is back in the school days, where life may be seen as simple, yet growing increasingly complicated, choosing paths that will change their future. Choosing their sides. And not all will be on the same side. *•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•* This is my take on what could have happened during the time of the Marauders, Lily, Marlene , Alice and Snape. Watch out for mystery, arguments, unrequited love and choices that can make or break relationships during the fifth year of Hogwarts for these characters. *•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•* I have tried to connect my head canons with the little we have about the Marauders. This is my first ever book so any comments, votes or ideas to improve are greatly appreciated. Anyway enough of me rambling, if you've read all the way down here, um thanks, you might want to actually open the book now... and yeah. I hope you enjoy it! - NJCG (Around 22,500 words)Complete
Harry Potter Various X Reader
One day, you wake up in the Harry Potter universe-what could possibly go wrong? ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I try to update this book every day, and your comments and likes really keep me motivated. The more feedback and likes I get, the faster and better I can write each chapter. So, even small gestures like these mean a lot to me-I would truly appreciate your support. Since this is the first book I've written in a long time, it may contain some technical issues or errors. Please bear with me. I do my best to use AI to review each chapter and correct any inconsistencies, spelling mistakes, or punctuation errors. If you notice anything, don't hesitate to let me know. English is not my first language, so I have AI translate the chapters from my native language into English. It's not that I don't know English, but I want to avoid making mistakes in the translation myself. As a result, some phrasing or expressions in the book may sound unusual-thank you for your understanding. Thank you so much! (Profilimde kitabın Türkçe versiyonunu bulabilirsiniz.) https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5xrFTt4VUtROTCO8PyCTsD?si=wbT2cPqnQ4e8pHbRneCQiw&pi=wbXMKuatQLmE4 The playlist of the Book
Obsessed
Seems like everyone is obsessed with Y/N Dixon. It starts off with her friends in the house of Gryffindor, 3rd year. Someone at Hogwarts has been following her every move. Was it her best friend Harry Potter who was slowly falling in love with her, or someone else? Is it romantic.. or terrifying? This story contains a very smart and sarcastic Y/N and a lot of unexpected plot twists. FYI, sue me if you don't laugh because you probably will.. i'm hilarious. I usually respond to the comments directed at me, i'm not a celebrity. TW : Obsession, stalking, and more (included before the part actually starts in the chapter). This story: -movie based -choose your own fits/hairstyles dude i'm not your maid -harry x oc -don't be homophobic or racist against my ships bro -love triangle or more like.. line -don't read if you have a degrading kink LMAO -i'm going to break the fourth wall a lot -friends to lovers -if you rush me to post.. i might just do it -kinda traumatic -some intense sexual interactions but no smut.. sorry THIS DOES NOT JUMP RIGHT INTO STALKING AND OTHER STUFF IT COMES A BUT LATER IN THE STORYTELLINGComplete
⚠️⚠️TW!! Mentions of abuse, homophobia, swearing and violence!!⚠️⚠️ One night Harry finds out that his friends don't like him as much as he thought they did, Dumbledore had raised him as a lamb for slaughter, he knew what his 'family' and did nothing to prevent it. Fuelled with rage, he finds a hourglass that turns him back to his 11th birthday, 5 years ago. This time he won't be anyone's pawn. Along the way he makes new friends and descovers a side of himself that he was afraid to explore before, was Draco really that bad, or was it his bias?There's something new on the other side, and Harry is not scared of it this time. [BTW this is under editing so some parts will be good and others suck, you can read now but I would recommend re-reading at some point as it will be better lmao!!] *~*Things*~* • #5 Bottomharry 2/6/25 • #4 Backintime 20/6/25 •#4 Drarryfanfic 24/7/25 •#1 Grangerbashing (Check out the others!!) ⚠️⚠️ I don't own any of the characters in this story, they belong to an author called JK Rowling!! The cover art isn't mine, if it's yours and you want me to take it down, just message me and I will do so!!⚠️⚠️
More detailsContent Guidelines