He Must Die (HP x HXH)
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Last published Fri, Sep 3, 2021
In which Illumi Zoldyck is hired by Dumbledore to assassinate Voldemort. Crack taken seriously.
I DON'T OWN HXH OR HARRY POTTER (or the cover art)
Warnings!
-Violence, murder, assassinations
-I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH...
-Slight wizard bashing
-There is violence, if you are comfortable with torture, and gory descriptions, please go ahead
-Illumi being Illumi
-Crackish humor
One last thing:
I've never seen a story even remotely similar this on a fanfiction website, so if you see it and are even mildly into hxh or Harry Potter, please give it a chance.
ALSO, I APPRECIATE COMMENTS!
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