He Must Die (HP x HXH)
SoggyCheez33
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  • Reads 531
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 10m
SoggyCheez33
Ongoing, First published Feb 02, 2021
assasinationscrackcrossovercrossoverfanfictiondeatheatersdumbledorefanfictionharrypotterhermionehisokahogwartshumorhunterxhunterhxh2011illumikilluazoldyckmalfoyneedlesportalronweasleysarcasmteleportationvoldemortwhatamidoingwithmylifezoldyck
In which Illumi Zoldyck is hired by Dumbledore to assassinate Voldemort. Crack taken seriously.

I DON'T OWN HXH OR HARRY POTTER (or the cover art)

Warnings!
-Violence, murder, assassinations
 -I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH...
 -Slight wizard bashing
 -There is violence, if you are comfortable with torture, and gory descriptions, please go ahead 
-Illumi being Illumi
-Crackish humor

One last thing:
I've never seen a story even remotely similar this on a fanfiction website, so if you see it and are even mildly into hxh or Harry Potter, please give it a chance.

  ALSO, I APPRECIATE COMMENTS!
All Rights Reserved
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Naruto: Copy System

199 parts Ongoing

Reborn in the Naruto world, Shin Uzumaki finds himself in the doomed Land of Whirlpools. As a member of the Uzumaki Clan! Trapped in a world filled with war, betrayal, and unimaginable power, Shin's survival seems impossible.. Until it isn't!! [Ding! Replication System Activated!] [Daily Login Reward: Common Replication Card.] [Newbie Gift: Perfect Sage Body-Adamantine Sealing Chains-Four Symbols Seal] With the power to Copy any Ability-whether it's the Kekkei Genkai or Rinnegan or Forbidden jutsu-Shin begins his journey to dominate the Ninja World. [First task: Save Kushina and prevent the destruction of the Uzumaki Clan.]

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