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He Must Die (HP x HXH)

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Reads 561
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Parts 1
Time 10m

In which Illumi Zoldyck is hired by Dumbledore to assassinate Voldemort. Crack taken seriously.

I DON'T OWN HXH OR HARRY POTTER (or the cover art)

Warnings!
-Violence, murder, assassinations
 -I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH...
 -Slight wizard bashing
 -There is violence, if you are comfortable with torture, and gory descriptions, please go ahead 
-Illumi being Illumi
-Crackish humor

One last thing:
I've never seen a story even remotely similar this on a fanfiction website, so if you see it and are even mildly into hxh or Harry Potter, please give it a chance.

  ALSO, I APPRECIATE COMMENTS!All Rights Reserved

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