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He Must Die (HP x HXH)

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Reads 564
Votes 36
Parts 1
Time 10m

In which Illumi Zoldyck is hired by Dumbledore to assassinate Voldemort. Crack taken seriously.

I DON'T OWN HXH OR HARRY POTTER (or the cover art)

Warnings!
-Violence, murder, assassinations
 -I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH...
 -Slight wizard bashing
 -There is violence, if you are comfortable with torture, and gory descriptions, please go ahead 
-Illumi being Illumi
-Crackish humor

One last thing:
I've never seen a story even remotely similar this on a fanfiction website, so if you see it and are even mildly into hxh or Harry Potter, please give it a chance.

  ALSO, I APPRECIATE COMMENTS!All Rights Reserved

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A Place and a Person
Fri, Sep 3, 2021

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A Place and a Person
Fri, Sep 3, 2021

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𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝐴𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑊𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑈𝑝! || Iʟʟᴜᴍɪ Z. X Oc by _ZESTALICIOUS_

╰⋯➤"Rᴜɴ ᴍᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴄᴏʟᴏʀs." Illumi Zoldyck, the well known hunter and assassin of the Zoldyck family met Azien Etzioni (or y/n) during the hunter examination. He took a liking to her because of her flawless sword techneques. Illumi teamed up with her and enjoyed her company. They soon became friends with Hisoka, the clown. However, unaware of her true identity, Illumi stayed with her. As days passed, Illumi gets to know that Azien is actually not a nen user. She is, a person from a different dimention, the world of the demons and demon slayers, a demon sworn to never killing or eating a human. Many people want her head to auction it, and hence, a mafia hires Illumi to kill her. Will Illumi kill his friend out of mere bloodlust and money as he had always done? He is now in a fix because he has already discovered friendship. "You leave me vulnarable, Etzioni." "What should I do... help me." Unravel the story of the trio, Hisoka, Illumi and Azien as they discover the world. Find out the truth of Azien. See how Illumi learns true emotions like killua from Azien and protects her. Fanfic by- _ZESTALICIOUS_ Status: Complete Cover: @pentalux #1:- oc-story 14, march 2021 #5:- Illumixreader 14 Jan 2022 #99:- horror-thriller 17 may 2021 #16:- Action-thriller 25 sep 2021

𝓢𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 - 𝓗𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓴𝓪 𝓜. by Rand0m_14

Y/N Morow, was Hisoka's little sister. Since they were assasins and good friends with the Zoldyck family, Y/N's gone trought hard training. After hearing that Killua, the little brother of Illumi Zoldyck, a friend of Hisoka's is going to take the Hunters Exam, you wanted to and told Hisoka you had a mission and won't be able to come home for a few days. It would be a good practise for you and you get to meet this Killua, his mother talk about him a lot. There is will be some of Hisoka x Illumi (not much, just some hints) English isn't my first language, please don't be too hard on me. This will probably include grammer mistakes. ⚠️𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⚠️ • Strong language • mention of death (Literally death scenes-) • mention of suicide • some cringe and weird stuff • gore ¡!¡ • a child playing with eyeballs- • weird special chapters... • mentioning of sexual content Started : 4th August 2022 Finished: D i s c o n t i n u e d 1st place in #kil (11/09/2022) 2st place in #illu (03/10/2022) 1st place in #morow (12/10/2022) 1st place in #readerincluded (13/10/2022) 1st place in #hisokamorow (01/11/2022) By ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝟘𝕞_𝟙𝟜

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(Y/n) is an assassin for the (L/n) family. She's gone to participate in the Hunter Exams in an attempt to escape her assassin career. It should be a good way to train for a while, without being forced to kill that is. She's met and murdered countless people, but this person she meets is different.. unusual even.. Where has she seen him before? What will become of their relationship? - - This story follows the storyline of the HunterxHunter 2011 anime♥︎ - - I do not own any HunterxHunter characters or art I use. - - 🏅 #1 in #illumizoldyck (9/14/21) 🏅 #10 in #illumi (12/1/21) 🏅 #1 in #hxh2011 (8/28/22)

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