• Dodging Bullets || Crenny •
- Reads 9,621
- Votes 274
- Parts 7
Complete Tue, Feb 2, 202121m
• Dodging Bullets •
Nobody knows Mysterion's identity, or so he thought.
Eric Cartman 'The Coon' WAS a superhero before Mysterion came to town. Jealousy over ruled and now the Coon will do ANYTHING to figure out his enemy's identity or at least his weakness.
Kenny McCormick 'Mysterion' is the horny, dirty minded kid who becomes a serious vigilante at night. He has no weakness except for Ofcourse, his crush, Craig Tucker.
Some anonymous person finds out Mysterion's identity and observes him, eventually gathering enough info to tell the Coon his weakness.
What will happen?
All Rights Reserved
#430
kenny
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Dear Stan, Love Kyle.
"You can't change somebody who isn't willing to change." Stan Marsh, a closeted 17-year-old, finds himself in a tough position whilst trying to hide his feelings from his lifelong best friend, Kyle Broflovski.Complete
Enemies (Mysterion x Reader)
What happens when Mysterion falls for the villain?
Habits of My Heart
Teenage au (18) Craig and Kenny both share an well... interesting 'relationship' Even though they're not dating Craig can't really figure out what his feelings are to the blonde. But Craig will soon realize that he will need Kenny more than ever the more and more he's around him. -- On the other hand Kenny just sees Craig as another target. on his list. And doesn't really care about him much but the more and more he gets to know him he slowly falls head over heels for the other male. Or does he?Complete
Nice Guy {Kyle Broflovski x Reader}
Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!Complete
The Creature He Is
Craig Tucker had always found the strange boy who joined his school a month or so ago, named Kenny, interesting. He never seemed to speak, is always alone, and is always covered from head to toe in heavy clothes. Everything but his eyes that is. And one day, Craig finds himself looking at them and seeing something a bit... off.Complete
Mine
*OLDER* Kenny McCormick x reader. Sub-plot: Mysterion x reader Y/n Cartman has just moved to south park. Dont worry she is nothing like her cousin Eric. She moves in with her aunt and cousin their she meets a blonde boy who she takes a liking too.YComplete
K2: Kenny x Kyle: That One Fateful Night
Kyle was tired. Tired of his mom always forcing him to study and be smart. Tired of his dad forcing him to try sports even though Kyle is bad at them. Tired of Cartman being annoying. Tired of having to deal with all the homophobic comments thrown at him after he came out. Tired of being bullied for no reason what so ever other than the fact he was gay. But most importantly, he was tired of having one sided feelings of his Sbf. Stan. Every Time him and Wendy got in a fight or they broke up Stan always went to Kyle drunk. When Stan is drunk he always admits his feelings for Kyle by kissing him and making 'love' to him. Then the next day Stan pretended as if it didn't happen. That killed Kyle on the inside. Stan was the only one he felt like he could rely on in this world, but now he couldn't even do that. Kyle and Kenny were friends sure, but they weren't to close. Kenny noticed Kyles mental health declining over the last few months and honestly it frightened Kenny. but what happens when Kenny is out on patrol as Mysterion and he sees a familiar Figure smoking a Cigarette? (-) Disclaimers: None of the characters are mine All characters aged up, Kyle and them are all 16+ and in their senior year of high school Smut will be included in this story (-) 32,250 wordsComplete
Be My Girl (Kenny x Reader)
Kenny McCormick is a bit of a fuckboy in this one but he falls for u💘 All characters are 18+ Spicy & contains violence so watch out! Kenny McCormick is a masked vigilante by night and by day he plays for the South Park High basketball team, works full time at Shitty Wok, and cares for his little sister, Karen all while trying to keep a passing grade... and falling for you. 🏅#2 in kennymccormickComplete![A Fixer Upper [Kenny x Reader]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/135792181-256-k382113.jpg)
A Fixer Upper [Kenny x Reader]
You return to South Park after leaving for 5 years for reasons you rather not talk about. Your closest friends were Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman (you think) and Kenny McCormick. Though when you left everyone was still together but now in your freshman year of high school you return to find them all separated and changed. You try to get them all back even if it's only for a few days, though it's harder then you think. -------------------------- Hey! I have never done a reader fanfic before! So please understand if it sucks. Also this story does have a sad topic in it. It's nothing like suicide or stuff like that but it is still sad. I honestly don't know how else to describe it with out any spoilers. Well please enjoy! (Don't own Cover)Complete
His Orange Coat | Kenny X Reader | South Park
You move to a new town in Colorado, called South Park. You make friends with 4 friendly boys, Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny. Along the way you meet the towns hero 'Mysterion' But you can't get a certain boy off your mind ____________________________________ None of the art here belongs to me. Characters Made By Matt Stone and Trey Parker (Absolute God's) There will be Style and some Creek stuff in here so, no ship hate pleaseComplete
"You can't change somebody who isn't willing to change." Stan Marsh, a closeted 17-year-old, finds himself in a tough position whilst trying to hide his feelings from his lifelong best friend, Kyle Broflovski.
More detailsContent Guidelines