• Dodging Bullets || Crenny •
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• Dodging Bullets •
Nobody knows Mysterion's identity, or so he thought.
Eric Cartman 'The Coon' WAS a superhero before Mysterion came to town. Jealousy over ruled and now the Coon will do ANYTHING to figure out his enemy's identity or at least his weakness.
Kenny McCormick 'Mysterion' is the horny, dirty minded kid who becomes a serious vigilante at night. He has no weakness except for Ofcourse, his crush, Craig Tucker.
Some anonymous person finds out Mysterion's identity and observes him, eventually gathering enough info to tell the Coon his weakness.
What will happen?
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