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The Tale Of An Utterly Old Lady. [Jiraiya x OC]

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Reads 7,809
Votes 312
Parts 22
Time 4h 3m

Mature

comedy danzo drama fakemarriage hatake hiruzen hokage jiraiya madara minato naruto orochimaru romance sannin tsunade uchiha

"Yeah you're trying to follow your destiny, but what if I'M your destiny?"

"Wait that's pretty good--but I told you already! I'm not interested in flat-chested girls."

"Boobs are temporary but love is forever, Jiraiya!"

"What does that even mean?!"

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Somehow finding herself in a small village called Hamaguri was never in Elena's bucket list. Neither was getting transported into the Naruto universe, either.

After meeting a young Jiraiya, Elena realizes just how far back in the timeline she's been sent into, and now she has determined it her goal to prevent the deaths of her beloved characters.

But after all, would sacrifices need to be made?



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A dumb and somewhat crack Jiraiya x OC fic

Lol tbh this started off as a joke

Contains swearing and some risqué moments so proceed with caution lol

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. This is a fan-made story featuring fan-made characters.All Rights Reserved

comedy danzo drama fakemarriage hatake hiruzen hokage jiraiya madara minato naruto orochimaru romance sannin tsunade uchiha

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