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Bedtime Stories From a Dirty Birdy

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Inside this book you will find a collection of stories and poems probably better left unread. If you do choose to continue on and read the tales within, prepare for absurd and more than often vulgar stories to read to your children before they go to sleep. NSFW. Read to those kids you're babysitting at your own discretion.All Rights Reserved

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