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The Borg take Manhattan on Halloween!

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It was Halloween, and as I drove from appointment, to appointment, it occurred to me that nearly any alien species could come and invade this planet without so much as a second look, on Halloween.  Anyway, I'm a big fan of science fiction stuff, and especially the Borg.  

My first thought for a story was about tribbles that take Manhattan, but they are far too freaking cute to do that.  So I decided to devote like two whole hours of my life to a mockumentary of what might happen if the Borg invaded Earth on Halloween.  In this story you will meet our heroines, two drunk, part time, prostitutes with an attitude.

Anyway, I wrote it for you.  There is no going back, so read it. 
Oh, I wanted you to know that no Borg, nor unicorns, were harmed filming this episode, so don't bother writing hate mail or throw spare change at me.All Rights Reserved

borg mockumentary parody sciencefiction star startrek

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Many years from now in a very stupid plot twist, in a parallelogram universe.
Sat, Nov 1, 2014

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Many years from now in a very stupid plot twist, in a parallelogram universe.
Sat, Nov 1, 2014

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First Contact

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