Always a Jerk, now my Roommate
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  • Reads 1,370
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  • Parts 18
  • Time 2h 57m
Ongoing, First published Nov 01, 2014
"Are you crazy?" he said gaining some energy as he grabbed my arm and pulled me into the bed with him. Flipping me over so he was on the top of me trapping me under him.

"Move your fat ass" I shrieked punching him on the chest. "If the wet towel hasn't lower your fuck'n fever, I bet this would" I said slapping him across the face and a punch to his chest.

"Stop!" He yelled grabbing me from my arms and pinning them down on the bed. "Why must you always reserve into violence?" He asked me lowly as he looked at me straight in the eyes.

"Not at all, only when it's necessary" I hissed at him as I tried to punch him on the shoulders but his grip on me was still firmly tight. "Now move!" I shirked.

"No he said."Not into you apologize" he said in a smart ass tone.

"What no!, Why should I, you should apologize to me. You jerk. I was doing you a favor." I told him angry. "Your huge ass-weight is going to suffocate me if you don't move off of me!" I exclaimed.

"Oh you're not that weak, are you?" He questioned resourcing into humor.

"Move it! you ass face!" I yelled instead of answering his stupid question.

"You know, I can't stop thinking about the fact as to why the hell you would tell your mother all that bullshit!" He said breathing heavily...
   
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I can't stand you.

21 parts Complete

COMPLETED!!! here's a snip bit ! "Hey Belle" he said with a cheeky smile. I look up and give him the fakest smile i can put on "did my constant harasser also become my stalker?" i said referring to him saying my name before looking back at my computer. He sat down next to me. "Not a stalker or a harasser just an acquaintance" he said before continuing "also i got your name from your friend, also let her know i do not want her please and thank you" he said before getting up "she doesn't want you either" i responded not moving my eyes from the screen "definitely not what she said last night" he said flashing me a smile which i rolled my eyes to. I was sincerely praying he was grabbing his stuff to go so i wouldn't have another interaction with him, but of course not. His friend left and he came back and sat by me. "I'm trying to do homework can you please go somewhere else" i said in a heavily annoyed tone. "See i would, but one i think you like me too much to actually want me to leave" he said before i cut him off "i don't" he laughed before continuing "this next part is really gonna suck then" he said pausing obviously waiting for a reaction out of me which i don't give him. "fine. you're no fun. we have to schedule our tutoring times" he said before nudging me "i'm your first student to tutor surprise!" he said in a tone that i can only describe as annoying because that's all he is, is annoying. I look up at his face that's gleaming with joy purely because i'm annoyed.