SARCASM ♔ тнє вяєαкƒαѕт ¢ℓυв ♔ 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳
31 parts Complete "You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him.
He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked-
"You free tomorrow?"
"No. I'm expensive"
𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦.
𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥.
𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬.
𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪-𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳, 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺.
[WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT]
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