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Humorous Nonsense

LECTURES 979
Votes 76
Parties 12
Durée 33m

LECTURES 979
Votes 76
Parties 12
Durée 33m

bored boredom dolphins funny humour humourous internetscroling leprechauns nonsense random weird

A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance.

This is now completed since it has 25 stories.
Status: completed.


*some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel".Tous Droits Réservés

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Le Gasp The Club, écrit par _Baby_Bitch__

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"Please," he begs, his voice strained and dripping with need. "Don't stop... don't you dare stop.." ************ It was a rare sight to see the roles reverse quite drastically like this, he was the one begging for me to come..... 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆? 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏? 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆? 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒃, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆.... 𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥, 𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕♥︎ 𝐏art 1 of this series makes more sense by the way please do check that out if you haven't already;)

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