Love Bitez
katfeatherly
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  • Reads 15,242
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 1h 4m
katfeatherly
Ongoing, First published Feb 03, 2021
actionaction-adventureadventureapocalypsecomedycomedy-romancedystopianfunnyhumorlovenewadultparanormalromanceshortstoryteenfictionteenromanceyoungadultzombieapocalypsezombies
WARM BODIES meets THE BREAKFAST CLUB meets ZOMBIELAND in this YA apocalypse story full of fluff, comedy and humans biting back. 

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"When I imagined my high school crush would be dying to eat me, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind." 

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Ava Sterling never expected she'd be the one solution to the zombie apocalypse. Then again, she never expected she would end up biting one of them either. But, hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. 
  
During a moment of intense panic, Ava's teeth end up firmly lodged in the arm of her old crush, now turned very much zombie. A spur-of-the-moment impulse that even drowning in mouthwash wouldn't erase. 
  
After this impromptu bite, Gabriel the zombie turns back into Gabriel the human and the zombie apocalypse suddenly takes a completely different turn. 

This not-so-fun revelation changes everything for Ava's ragtag group of survivalists. Tensions are higher than ever. Feelings are getting in the way. And it seems that being newly re-humanized does leave some nasty mental side-effects on the previously zombified. 

Still, not everything is that bleak for Ava and her survivors. For one, it's finally time for the humans to bite back. 
  
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ACHIEVEMENTS:
🏅ONC Round One Winner, Ambassador's Pick & Shortlister

WARNING: There is occasional swearing, some gore, and lots of laughs. You have been warned.
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Life After the Apocalypse

5 parts Ongoing Mature

Jack has been living in a survival facility for six months, grappling with tremendous loss and struggling to conform to the pattern of this new life. Nevermind that the world has been overrun by a zombie virus and leaving would mean certain death. The knowledge is of little comfort and Jack finds himself constantly living behind a mask of humor and contentment. That is, until Ana arrives at the facility. Frail and overwhelmed, she needs someone to look out for her and, as luck would have it, Jack is the perfect candidate for the job. Jack finds himself drawn from behind his protective walls by this girl, but still feels the ghost of his past lingering over his shoulder. And Ana, naive and sheltered as she is, falls completely in love with this broken boy and unintentionally leads him into a relationship that will change everything.

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