Sanders sides Human AU

So first off this wasn't really meant to be a book this was just for fun but i was reading it and I laughed so i hope you guys like it I cant really give a plot summary since i dont know where this will go. The starting situation was, they are going to a resturant for Pattons Birthday! Trigger warning swearing, Remus, angst, mature topics such as rape, slef harm and suside. Any of you who read this i cant garente that all of those things but i can garente Remus being himself, swearing and angst but knowing me and my partener in crime the other three things will probs happen.