Jhope x Sprite

One day while J-Hope was having a walk with Suga in the park, He saw a fresh new can of Sprite sitting on the bench while sunlight perfectly lit her green smooth skin.

But Suga's girlfriend Coca cola was in love with J-Hope for a while, so she immediately got jealous and tried to destroy J-Hope's crush on Sprite. What will happen next? Will J-Hope give up to Coca cola's charms or he will stay loyal to sprite?

Pls who take jokes seriously go away, everything here is sarcasm and made for comedic purposes, no one is trying to ship Hobi and sprite✨

It's just your cursed ff, like you would read about Oli London