Naruto : The Shinigami's Screw Up

Who said only humans can make mistakes?

Meet Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, A human-shinigami, carrier of Kyuubi's soul, a dutiful big brother and the proud symbol of the love of the Yondaime and his wife...

By a certain twist of fate Minato Namikaze and his beloved wife birthed two twins at the night of 10th October. Instead of holding the Kyuubi's chakra Naruto held something far more powerful...Far more unique. At the accursed night of 10th October a masked man attacked Konoha. His aim? Destroy and incinerate Konoha to ashes. He freed the Kyuubi from its Jinchurikki who happened to be none other than Kushina Uzumaki. Minato Namikaze, The Yondaime Hokage sacrificed his life to Kisuke Urahara for sealing the chakra and soul of the Kyuubi into his children.

Toughened by the abuse of the villagers, years of training with blood and sweat to protect the smiles on the faces of his widowed mother and innocent little sister made him the hard-working and cold person he is today.

This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, son of a widowed ex-kunoichi who can't use chakra anymore, the loving big brother of a little sister, the Uzumaki heir, a cunning and smart politician and a Shinigami who was never meant to be...That's what he was...A mistake...A mistake made by a certain bucket-hat humble candy shop owner who wields the sword of Benihime...
He was Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze...He was The Shinigami's Screw Up.

DISCLAIMER : I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR BLEACH! And just no. There's no incest. No cliche neglect either. If you're looking for that then you're out of luck.