the Alienbutt Saga
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The war of the coffee bean. (book 1)
A totally new kind of hero, he eats junk food, drinks whiskey and has toxic bad wind. Add a dodgy dress sense that does nothing to hide his fat arse and you have Piestoff Alienbutt. The ex taxi driver who finds himself placed in the center of events as galactic war breaks out
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𝐇𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝝾𝘂𝘁 𝝾𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝝾𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝝾𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗹 𝘄𝝾𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝝾𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺. 𝐇𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝝾𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁. ･ﾟ:* *:･ 𝖠𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 5𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝗈𝗇.Complete
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