the Alienbutt Saga
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Last published Sat, Jul 10, 2010
The war of the coffee bean. (book 1)
A totally new kind of hero, he eats junk food, drinks whiskey and has toxic bad wind. Add a dodgy dress sense that does nothing to hide his fat arse and you have Piestoff Alienbutt. The ex taxi driver who finds himself placed in the center of events as galactic war breaks out
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𝐃 𝐈 𝐕 𝐈 𝐍 𝐄, 𝐝.𝐦
𝐇𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄; 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦. 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬; 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐀𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬. 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐈𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡.Complete
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❝𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋?❞ 𝖺𝗌𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋. ❝𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗈, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌❞ 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗒/𝗇 𝗅/𝗇. 𝖳𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼 𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖿𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗂𝗍. •ɴᴏ sᴍᴜᴛ •ғʟᴜғғ •ᴀɴɢsᴛ 𝗖𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗲 !! *I do not own harry potter*Complete
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