the Alienbutt Saga
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Last published Sat, Jul 10, 2010
The war of the coffee bean. (book 1)
A totally new kind of hero, he eats junk food, drinks whiskey and has toxic bad wind. Add a dodgy dress sense that does nothing to hide his fat arse and you have Piestoff Alienbutt. The ex taxi driver who finds himself placed in the center of events as galactic war breaks out
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