Jokes and riddles
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The alphabets:
One day there was a boy named jack and his teacher told him to learn the alphabets so the boy goes home. At home he asked his mum to teach him the alphabets but his mum said shoo because she was making food. thane he goes up to his dad he says to his dad can you teach me the alphabets because he was watching TV and a soccer team just scored a goal his like YA!!!!!!!. then he goes to his brother his like to his brother can you teach me the alphabets his I'm batman because he was watching Batman. The next day jack goes school and his teacher asked him to say the alphabets. Jacks like shoo the teacher said I will take you to the principle jacks like YA!!!!.the teachers like who do you think you are jack like I'm batman.
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