Not A Book

Let's be honest,
This is not a book.
Well maybe you thought it was a book and threw it in your bag to read later.
But this is not a book.
It's a work of my design, which I scrapped because the character was no good.
He's useless actually.
But since you have him now.
You deal with him.
This is not a book.
He was a mistake anyways.
Don't get attached to him.
This isn't a book.

-author