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Religiously Roasted Every Goddamn Day

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Reads 49
Votes 27
Parts 14
Time 2h 11m

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It's a pop-culture, bromantic musical comedy. In a book.

In an act of cosmic irony (or at least petty antagonization) the name of the coffee shop located next door to the Christian bookstore is Religiously Roasted Every Goddamn Day. Alan works part-time at the bookstore while his best friend, Dave, slings java at the coffee shop.

After a series of brutal rejections (jobs, women, video rental membership), Alan is pretty sure his time in Orlando has come to an end. The only thing left to do is break the news to his best friend - he just has to figure out how to squeeze it in between conversations about an old man with a pinky toe fetish, the problem with institutionalized religion, and constant interruptions from the neighborhood's (semi) musical duo.

It's gonna be a weird day at Religiously Roasted.All Rights Reserved

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