The Drug Dealing Dilemma

Greg Heffley's normal life is turned upside down once his mother fails to return from a routine shopping trip. Can he, a high school freshman, manage to survive school, evade the police, and avoid pissing off a powerful drug cartel all at once?

Crack fanfic exploring what would happen if the Heffley's got tangled in with organized crime, all while Manny, Rodrick, and Greg derail the status quo with wacky hijinks.

Content Warning for illegal drug use (not by Greg) , a lot of toilet and gross humor, and Greg's politically incorrect attitude towards life.