This Is Not Happening (Far Cry 3 Fanfiction)
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  • Reads 119
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  • Parts 10
  • Time 1h 7m
Ongoing, First published Feb 10, 2021
Mature
"When we arrived at this place for my big brother's birthday, I thought it would be fun, exciting, a good escape from everything back at home. But that was before... before  the fun and excitement turned  into terror and a fight for survival. Before everything went horribly wrong."

It was either I get sold into slavery, fight for my life and end up dying, or join the pirates... 

(I wrote this whole thing in 2017, I love the Far Cry Franchise. Figured why not share this weird little cringe masterpiece lol)
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