A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Staunch Search (Reader x Duncan Quagmire)

Dear Reader,

After 9 years since it was known that the Baudelaire orphans have left the island, I have finally found sufficient evidence of the events the transpired afterwards.

If by chance you have been quite unlucky these past few days, then I regret to inform you that today is another unlucky day for you. If you have thought that the terrible tales about the lives of the Baudelaire orphans were already finished, I suggest you continue living on with that belief. It would be best to find another book to read in order to spare yourself from the misery and despair that awaits you upon further progression into this book's contents.

Surely there must something more preferable than reading about what happened to the two sets of well-known orphans, a former hotel manager, a vague trail of sightings, scrumptious carrot cake, and other unpleasant details you certainly would not be interested in.

With all due respect,
Reina Eru

[A fanfiction based on Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate of Events, with a mix of references from the book and Netflix adaptations. Female Reader Insert x Duncan Quagmire is also incorporated into the storyline. This book follows the Netflix canon of the 13th episode "The End", set after 9 years in the future. I do not own any characters or details from the copyrighted series.]